Celebrated illustrator-turned-social butterfly in search of teen spirit spots a struggling band at a club, offers to become their manager on condition they accept a young European ingenue into their ranks, only to stand by and watch as the debut album proceeds to sink without trace... It doesn't bode too well, does it?
But Warhol's foisting of the eldritch Nico on Lou Reed's scarifying troupe is the key to this album's classic status. Reed's themes of low-rent-as-high-art - meant to sobotage the west coast hippies' peace 'n' love idyll - work even more powerfully juxtaposed with the nursery rhymes he wrote for Nico. And it's all played with a studied cool a thousands bands have subsequently killed (and justly died) for.
Nico and Warhol departed, Lou got on with perfecting his darkling prose, and rock was left with, if not a blueprint for wild success (pace the Mary Chain), then at least a valuable lesson: if you can't get arrest, get arresting.