Jaguar's X-Files Homepage

Have U ben playering da, da X-Files drinkin' gamer?

Welcome to Jaguar's X-Files Home page!

Speciality of the house: The New & Improved X-Files drinking game!

drunken fools have stopped by so far!

Revised Standard X-Files Drinking Game

1. Every time Mulder and Scully talk on their cell-phones.
2. Any time Mulder or Scully is seen eating or drinking anything.
3. Whenever text about their location that is two lines long flashes across the screen corner.
4. Every time Scully performs an autopsy on someone or something (Extra if she is elbow deep in guts).
5. Whenever Mulder throws a hissy-fit over his current assignment.
6. Any time they have their culprit and he/she/it/they get away.
7. Any time someone is being killed in daylight.
8. Any time "cancer man" is seen smoking.
9. Every time Mulder yells as Skinner.
10. If ever there is show time between commercial breaks and you didn't drink anything. (Excluding the teaser)

How to play:
For each of the games, ten things that frequently happen in X-Files episodes are listed. Come Sunday night, get the beverage of your choice eg. Vodka, Whiskey, beer (if you choose beer, take more than a shot.) Have your shot glasses ready, and when one of the ten items on the list for your game occurs in the show, it's bottoms up- and reload. Continue until you are out of liquid or the show ends. An easy and fun way to get drunk with your friends!

Alternative Rules for Non-Drinkers:
As in the standard game, there are ten items listed in the game you choose (the third one is probably the best for this). Either set up your TV near a sink or have a jug of water ready. Each participant drinks a full, normal sized glass of water when any item occurs. The first one who has to go to the bathroom (or wets the couch) loses, the one who can hold it in the longest, wins!

Original (Impractical) X-Files Drinking Game The original web site is currently down
1. Whenever Mulder is called "Spooky Mulder."
2. Every time a reference is made to Mulder's obsession with porn.
3. Whenever Mulder is called "Fox."
4. Every time Cancer man lights a cigarette.
5. If they ever drive a car other than a Ford Taurus.
6. Every time Deep Throat or Mr. X is called. (Or when Mulder meets with one on a foggy, dark night.)
7. Every time Mulder mentions his sister's abduction.
8. Every time Scully is seen examining internal organs of some corpse.
9. Whenever Mulder runs off and leaves Scully to get attacked just so he can save the day.
10. If Mulder or Scully is in a dark scary place and one of them drops or loses a flashlight.

Get-Pissed-Quick X-Files Drinking Game
1. Every time Mulder or Scully pulls out their gun.
2. Every time either's cell-phone rings.
3. Any time a new human with special powers or non-human shows up.
4. Whenever Mulder is driving with Scully in the passenger seat.
5. Any time Mulder or Scully is attacked.
6. Whenever there is a really cool camera shot (use your judgment)
7. Every time someone calls Mulder "Agent Mulder" or "Fox" or "Spooky Mulder".
8. Any time some one is killed during the night.
9. Whenever Scully or Mulder is using a computer.
10. Every time the word "X-Files" is used.

You can also download all the games in this easy to read, printable Text File. NOTE: If you print the file from Netscape, the entries may be cut off. Instead, download and save the file, then open and print it in notepad or another text editor.

Other X-Files related Lynx

The Official X-Files Webpage Plus the official X-Files Episode Guide
Yahoo's list of X-files pages There are 100s of them, including a section just for Drinking Games

Maintained by Peter Postma. This page and the drinking game are Copyright 1996-98 by me.
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