While on a routine mission to Jupiter, our hero, G. I. Joe, is thrown off course by a near collison with a passing comet. His ship hurtles through the space-time continuum, passes through a worm hole, and finally comes to rest on the surface of the uncharted planet, Levin Ruum Kar Pet. Upon initial assessment, his ship appears unharmed. He seems to have survived the ordeal unscathed. BUT WAIT! What's that looking in through the viewscreen?
It's Sparkzilla!
Joe's mishap has landed him right in the middle of the domain of none other than Sparkzilla - the scourge of all 12 inch action figures and their accessories. How will our intrepid hero escape certain doom?
Fortunately, Joe's ship is equipped to deal with any emergency. His stores include emergency rations of vintage Barbie shoes, known to be Sparkzilla's favorite snack. Joe tosses a few hundred dollars worth of shoes out the sliding plastic window of his ship.
Mmmm ... tasty!
This distracts the creature, allowing our hero to make his escape.
Joe waves good-bye - another adventure comes to a successful conclusion.
Sparkzilla, exhausted from the exertion of walking all the way across Levin Ruum Kar Pet to menace Joe, returns to his favorite lair and has a snooze.
Note: No Barbie shoes were harmed during the filming of this drama (no thanks to Sparky).
The Sparkzilla page was created 5/17/98. Latest Revision: 7/3/98
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