Chat appropriate soundsChat appropriate sounds
chat soundsThe following sounds are suitable for use in chats rooms, as system sounds, or whatever you want. If you have sounds that I don't have here, or suggestions, mail charlie. I appreciate any file submissions, and will try to include them as space allows. (They also have to be clean, so no sex or smut sounds please.) If there is any reason a file should not be included here for legal or any other reason, please contact me immediately. All of the sounds on this page come from various sources, none of which I own. The file's original creator has ultimate say in how that file is distributed and I will honor their wishes. Please note that I in no way profit from the distribution of these sounds and make no claims or warranties about them.
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ACCUSE |
"You accuse me of everything around here." Granda Simpson |
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ACTION |
"Standby for Action!" |
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AGAIN |
"Again!" Elmo |
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AHEM |
Throat clear |
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AHOY |
"Ahoy" C. Montgomery Burns |
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AHOYMINO |
"Ahoy there, minnows." Captain Pete |
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AHOYHOY |
"Ahoy-hoy." **This is why the Simpsons is so brilliant. When the first telephone service was instituted, Bell wanted people to answer the phone "Ahoy-hoy" while Edison wanted "Hello." Guess which one won? And who, but Monty Burns is old enough to still answer his phone this way? |
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ALRIGHT |
"Alright already!" Marge Simpson |
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AMAZING |
A musical Dum-da-dum, followed by "It's amazing" |
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ANGELS |
Angels sing |
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ANGRY |
"You have made me very angry. Very angry, indeed!" Marvin the Martian |
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ANS2D1ST |
"Answer the second question first." Groucho Marx |
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ANSWER |
"Answer if you hear me." Dr. Who (?) |
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ANYKEY |
"To start, press any key. Where's the any key?" Homer Simpson |
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ANYWHO |
"Anywho" Kang |
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AOLBRAWL |
Two good punches |
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APPL1 |
Burst of applause |
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APPLAUSE |
Burst of applause |
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ASIWASSAYING |
"As I was saying." Tony Randall |
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ASMOTHER |
"But as your mother, I can not be held resposible for your well-being, alright? " Edina Monsoon |
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A_HA_HAH |
Sarcastic and superior laugh |
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AWFULMAN |
"Quiet, you awful man" |
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AXONPURPOSE |
"What have I done accidentally on purpose?" Dag |
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BA-BYE |
"Ba-bye. I'm sorry, what? What part didn't you understand? The 'Ba' or the 'Bye?' Ba-bye." |
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BAD_DAY |
"I'm having a bad day" The Brain |
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BAH |
"Bah, to hell with this!" C. Montgomery Burns |
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BARF |
Like the name implies |
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BATHSPRAY |
"Man! You could at least use the bathroom spray." Norbert |
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BEEGUY |
"Ieeeee! No es bueno." Channel Ocho Bee Guy |
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BEGONE |
"Be gone from my sight." C. Montgomery Burns |
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BELLWING |
"Every time you hear a bell ring, it means thatsome angel just got his wings." Clarence / It's a Wonderful Life |
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BEQUIET |
"Now, be quiet or I shall be required to hurt you." The Brain |
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BETAPROG |
"Blame me if you must, but don't ever speak ill of the program. The program is rock solid. The program is sound!" Homer Simpson |
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BETHATASITMAY |
"Well, be that as it may..." Tony Randall |
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BGA-IMSUPER |
"I'm super! Thanks for asking!" Big Gay Al |
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BIGDOH |
A gong followed by an echoing "Doh!!!" Homer Simpson |
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BIGSHOW |
"And now, for the first time on any show, right here on our stage, on our show, we will show you that we've got a really big show." Ed Sullivan |
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BIG_SNIF |
Like the name implies |
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BIGONE |
"I, I want a big one!!" Jimmy Stuart / It's a Wonderful Life |
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BIGSMILE |
"Big smiles, everybody!" Ned Flanders |
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BIRDHIT |
Crash and little birds sing as they circle the victim's head |
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BIRDIES |
"Well, hello little birdies." Screaming "My eyes! Cover your eyes!!!" Homer Simpson |
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BLANCHE |
"But ya are, Blanch, ya are in that chair!" Bette Davis |
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BLOCK |
"Must try to block my thoughts. La-la-la-la-la-la-la." Dave Foley |
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BLOWNAWAY |
"I'm blown away." |
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BLUBBER |
"Look at that blubber fly!" Homer Simpson |
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BOGUS |
"That is completely bogus." Joe (Joe Rogan), Newsradio |
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BONEWAH |
Trumpet Wa-wa's |
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BORING |
"That's boring. You're boring everybody. Stop boring everyone!" - Homer Simpson |
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BORING1 |
"Boring!" Homer Simpson |
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BRAINWASHED |
"You've been brainwashed!" Dag |
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BRAVO |
"Bravo!" Prince George from Black Adder |
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BRNS-PR1 |
"You call this a super computer?" C. Montgomery Burns |
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BULWNK28 |
"Now, here's something we hope you'll really like." Rocky Squirrel |
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BULWNK31 |
"Oh, ho, hoo, hoo, oh boy, that felt good." Cracked fairly tale character |
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BUMMER |
"Bummer" |
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BURRIED |
"When I pass on, you shall be buried alive with me." C. Montgomery Burns |
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BUTTHEAD |
"Butthead" Bill or Ted (?) |
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BYE |
A list of goodbyes in different languages The Princess Bride |
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BYEBYE |
"Bye-bye everybody!" Dr. Nick Riviera |
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