C-YA

"Kiss my curvy butt Good Bye!"

Homer Simpson

CANTWEB

Singing: "Can't we be friends"

Ella Fitzgerald

CASHORCHARGE

"Cash or charge?"

Gertie LeStrange

CHEER

The crowd cheers

CHOICE

"The choice is yours"

Collosus, the computer from The Forbin Project

CLEANUP

"Children, you better clear up the broken glass and debris"

A father from a 50's civil defense film

CLEAR

"Clear." through a megaphone

CLOSER

"Hold me closer. Closer! Closer!!" "If I hold ya any closer, I'll be in back of ya."

Margaret Dumont and Groucho Marx

CLWNCLLG

"You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college."

Homer Simpson

CLWNTUNE

The clown-music Homer hears in his head.

COFFEE

Pouring a mug of coffee

COMEONIN

"Willkommen, bienvenue, Welcome...Come on in."

Madeline Kahn in Blazing Saddles

CONCEPTCHALLENGED

"He's conceptually challenged."

Norbert

CONGRATS

"Congratulations! You did it!"

CORRECT

"You are correct, sir!"

Phil Hartman as Ed McMahon

CRASH-SAVE

"Oh my. It's going to crash into. Us save yourselves."

Norbert

CRPTACUL

"It's craptacular"

Bart Simpson

CURSE

"*gasp* Dear Lord, that's the loudest profanity I've ever heard."

Ned Flanders

CUSE_ME

"'Scuse me"

DAGNABIT

"Dagnabbit!"

Abraham Simpson

DAMMIT

"Oooooh, dammit!"

Homer Simpson

DANG

"Dang"

Abraham Simpson

DDNTXPCT

"I don't think any of us expected him to say that."

Bart Simpson

DEEPDOH

"Yes, you're in deep doo now."

C. Montgomery Burns

DELISH

"Delicious."

DELITFUL

"Isn't it delightful?"

Marvin Martian

DEMILLE

"Alright, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close up."

Nora Desmond

DISCUSS

"Discuss"

Linda Richmond (Coffee Talk)

DISPOSE

"Eww, dispose of it."

C. Montgomery Burns

DISTURBINGU

"Am I disturbing you?"

5th Element

DMLAUGH

Duckman laughs

DNTUNDST

"I'm afraid I don't understand."

Same voice as HowHelp (How may I help you?)

DOBRAIN

"What would you do with a The Brain if you had one?"

Dorothy Gale (Judy Garland)

DOGGON

"Doggonit!"

Abraham Simpson

DOH-HEY

"Doh! I mean, hey!"

Homer Simpson

DOH

"Doh!!"

Homer Simpson

DONTMENTIONIT

"Don't mention it."

Daggit

DONTQME

"Don't question me"

Patsy Stone

DOOTDOOT

Like at the circus, "Doot, dot-dott-ta..."

Marge Simpson

DOULIKE

"Do you like what you see?"

Gertie LeStrange

DOYOUKNO

"Do you know the answer?!"

Gym teacher from Beavis and Butthead

DRAGNET6

"You might as well be dead. Your brain is, so why not the rest of you?"

Joe Friday

DUCKMAN

"What the hell are YOU staring at?"

Duckman

DUMDADUM

Those four notes from Dragnet.

DUMP

"What a dump"

Margo Channing (Bette Davis)

DUNDERPT

"You senseless dunderpate!"

C. Montgomery Burns