GAWH

"Gawh!!"

Groundskeeper Willie

GAY_CPLS

"I want happy gay couples"

Edina Monsoon

GBATMAN

"Ich bin Batman" (That's German for "I'm Batman.")

GBLVN

"Ggboyvin vlavin."

Professor Frink

GDAY2U

"Good day to you."

C. Montgomery Burns

GDEVNING

"Good evening"

Alfred Hitchcock

GDNGHT

"Good night!"

Jon Lovitz, as Marge's prom date

GENTLMEN

"Gentlemen."

C. Montgomery Burns

GERMS

"Nothing can stop me now. Except microscopic germs."

C. Montgomery Burns

GETOUTOF

"Let's see you get out of that one."

Groucho Marx

GETSUED

"Oh no! We're gonna get sued!"

The David Letterman singers

GGP2

"When he's done in there, I gotta go."

(Use in conjunction with GGP - "I gotta go pee")

GIGGLE

A giggle

GONE

"Never to be seen again."

GOOD_GRF

"Good grief! What's all this?"

Wallace

GOOD4U

"Good. Good for you."

Marge Simpson

GOOD4YOU

"Good for you!"

Jon Lovitz, as Marge's prom date

GRAMMAR

"Me fail English? That unpossible."

Ralph Wiggums

GREAT

"Great."

GROOVY

"Groovy!"

GUTTENTG

"Gutten tag."

Uter

HACHA

"With a 'Hay non nonny and a ha cha cha'"

Groucho Marx

HACKING

"All of this computer hacking is making me thirsty."

Homer Simpson

HADCFFEE

"Yeah, probably had one, two cups of coffee. Why? Three. Maybe. I can't remember. Well, OK. Come to think of it, I had a pot of coffee." Wired much?

HAHA

"Ha ha!" Followed by parrot echoing, "Ha ha -*whistle*"

Nelson

HAIR

"Do you want to say goodbye to dull, drab hair? Then use Tres Chic."

HARHAR

A hardy "Hardy har har!"

Captain Pete

HELLO

"Hello"

HELLO2

"Hello?"

Abraham Simpson

HELLOA

"G'day"

Australian voice

HELLOE

"Hello"

English voice

HELLOF

"Hallo"

French accent

HELLOHELLO

Telephone dial tone click, "Hello? Hello??"

Homer Simpson

HELLOLNG

"Good evening. Good Eeeeeeeeevening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. How do you do?"

Singer Francis Faye in lounge act

HELLOMP

"Hello"

Monty Python Gumby voice

HELLOSNR

"Buenos ding-dong-diddly-dias, senior."

HELPUS

"So that's how it's gonna be?" "That's how it's gonna be." "Oh, God help us"

Jerry Seinfeld & George Costanza

HEY

"Heyyyyy!"

HEY_X3

"Hey, hey, hey!"

HI

"Hi"

HI_THERE

"Hi there."

HOLA

"Hello"

English voice

HOLDITDN

"Hold it down!!"

HOOT

"That was a hoot!"

Heffer

HOWDYWOODSMAN

"Howdy, woodsman neighbor!"

Norbert

HOWSEVERYLITTLETHING

"How's every little thing?"

C. Montgomery Burns

HRDCHEEZ

"Well, I say, hard cheese."

C. Montgomery Burns

HUH

"Huh?"

Ned Flanders

HUMANITY

"Oh, the humanity"

Kent Brockman

HVULOST

"Have you lost your freakin' mind?"

Dr. Frasier Crane