SARCAST

"Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."

Homer Simpson

SAYSMTHG

"Can I just say something?"

Patsy Stone

SCHLFILM

Remember how great those old projectors were in your elementary school? Here's a bit of someclassic bad film music.

SCREAM

A good scream.

SEE_YA

"See ya."

SERIOUS

"Sounds serious"

SEXKITTEN

A group of sex kitten squeals.

Jayne Mansfield

SFSCREAM

A good 50s style scream.

SFTYBELT

"Check your safety belts. Enjoy."

SHHH

"Shhhh" "Don't tell me to 'shhh', stupid lady."

SHOCKER

Electrical short.

SHOCKING

"It's wrong. Shockingly wrong!"

Joan Crawford

SHRTFILM

"If I could get everyone's attention over here for a few moments, I'd like to show you a short film I've put together.

SHUT_UP1

"Shut up!"

Sam Kenison?

SHUT_UP2

"Shut up!"

SHUTUPBY

"Shut up, boy."

Homer Simpson

SHUTUPFORASECOND

"How are you? Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Listen, shut for a second."

Homer Simpson

SICK

"I think I shall now be sick."

Bullwinkle Moose

SILNP

"Silence you nickle plated nitwit."

Dr. Smith (impersonated)

SIMPLE

"Well, there's nothing to be confused about, it's all very simple"

Jayne Mansfield

SINGA

"I love to sing-a, about the moon-a and the June-a and the Spring-a."

Judy Garland (?)

SKIP_IT

"Skip it."

SMELLUCK

"Well, you smell terrible; good luck to you sir."

Kent Brockman

SNACKS

"Let's all go to the lobby...and get ourselves some snacks."

C. Montgomery Burns

SOPROUD

"I am so proud of you I will cry. Bawwwwwwawaaawaw."

SPAM

"Spam."

Monty Python

SPELLING

"Each letter is as important as the one that preceded it. Maybe more important. No, as important"

Homer Simpson

SPLENDID

"Splendid!"

SPRNGFGT

A Jerry Springer show fight via the Simpsons (with bleeps).

STOPALL

"Stop everything!"

C. Montgomery Burns

STOPINST

"Stop that this instant."

STOPWAIT

"Stop! Wait!" + a little music.

STRANGE

"OK, that was a little strange."

Dr. Nick Riviera

SUPPORTR

"If you can't be an athelete, be an athletic supporter."

Eve Arden

SURPRISE

"Uhhhh!" "Bum, bum, baaaaah." (With music)

Norbert and Dag

SWEARING

"Heard you swearing. Mind if I join in?"

Bart Simpson

TAKEEASY

"People, take it easy."

Mayor Quimby

TATAH

"Ta-tah"

C. Montgomery Burns

TEARING

"You're tearing me apart."

James Dean

TELLUS

"Omit no detail, no matter how small or filthy."

Moe (the bartender)

THANKS

"Thank you very much."

THANKS1

"Yeah, Cheers. Thanks a lot."

Patsy Stone

THANKS2

"Thanks for the help, mysterious stranger"

Milhouse

THANKS4COMING

"Thank you all for coming. Especially those of you who weren't invited and have no reason to be here."

Dilbert

THANKSM

"Thanks very much."

THANKYOU

"Thannnnnnk you."

Dag

THATSALL

"Well, that's all."

THENWH

"Oh, yeah? Then what happened?"

Moe (the bartender)

THEPAIN

"Oh, the pain, the pain...the pain of it all!"

Dr. Smith (impersonated)

THTSRGHT

"That's right."

Dag

TITOP

"Tito Puente!"

Skinner and Chalmers

TOUGH1

"OK. That was quite a tough one."

TRYINGTO

"I'm trying to think, but nothing happens."

3 Stooges

TUFFCRWD

"Wo ho, tough crowd. I better bring out the big guns."

Homer Simpson

TURBLNC

"This is your captain speaking, ahhhhhhhh, it looks like we're in for a little turbulence, ahhhhhh."