Taemee's Psychotic Corner
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Taemee's Psychotic Corner
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SHOUTOUTS
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Hey guys. Yep, this is me, just finished up sophomore year. I used to have a list of my close friends on here, but I realized that a lot of that has changed. Here's the updated list:
Shoutouts to:
~ Lizard ~ Rachel ~ Matt R. ~ Donnamarie ~ Jon ~ Aimee ~ James ~ Erin ~ LBo ~ Caitlin P. ~ Danielle A. ~ Matt D. ~ Victoria ~
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Poems
You pissed me off
You made me mad
You made me cry
You made me sad
You lied to me
You made me hurt
You made me see
You're just a jerk
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A smile can turn the greyness blue
A smile can say "I luv you too"
A smile can melt any young girl's heart
So why does your smile tear me apart?
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**A heart is not a plaything **
** A heart is not a toy **
** But if u want yours broken **
** Just give it to a boy **
** Boys they like to play with things **
** To see what makes them run **
** But when it comes to kissing **
** They will do it just for fun **
** They never give their hearts away **
** They play us girls for fools**
** They wait until we give our hearts **
** And then they play it cool **
** You wonder where he is at night **
** You wonder if he's true **
** One minute you'll be happy **
** Next minute you'll be blue **
** So to fall in love with one of them**
** That takes a lot of nerve **
** You see my friend you need a man **
** To get what you deserve **
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When I think of you, dear friend,
it is with a happy state of mind.
For the laughter and good we shared
have not been left behind.
When I think of you, dear friend,
it is with a thankful heart.
For the kindness and care you've shown,
and the comfort which you impart.
When I think of you, dear friend,
it is with an uplifted soul.
For it is the way you were put in my life--
the half that makes me whole.
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Drifting through a dream
Bathing in the stars
Drifting near falling afar
Flying out for what we wish
Flapping our wings that dont die
For we're trapped in an eternal lullaby
Sighing away into the night
Drifting to sleep our love is real
What we have for each other no one can steal
Our dreams came together and became one
We now have our love which no money can buy
We are trapped in an eternal lullaby.
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Friendship Promises?- by Taemee Pak
I can see in my friend's eyes,
the pain, happiness, truth, and lies.
The emotions that make our friendship strong,
the emotions that guide us to right and wrong.
The bond between us will never cease,
I remember complaining on the phone of clothes that creased.
Talking on AOL all day, all night,
about the cutest actor and recent school fight.
When we say something we shouldn't have said,
I feel so guilty, I can't go to bed.
The next day, I call you before school starts,
Apologizing and having a little heart-to-heart.
And now, years after we have not spoken,
I look in the yearbook, a friendship token.
I remember the times we had together,
how we promised to be best friends forever and ever.
Copyright ?2002 Taemee Pak
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Resting of the Moon - by Taemee Pak
Warily, wearily, the Sun will soon
set and be replaced by a silver Moon.
The Sun will sleep, the Moon will rise,
but hours later, a suprise will lie.
The Sun is back, the Moon is gone,
thus, the resting of the Moon at dawn.
Copyright ?2002 Taemee Pak
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Nature's Peacetime - by Taemee Pak
The stars are twinkling,
the Moon is bright.
The peacefulness out there
is common at night.
When creatures rest,
while the noises cease.
The air becomes saturated
with nature's peace.
And yet when Sun comes,
stars' twinklings pause.
The Moon is gone, why?
Day is the cause.
Copyright ?2002 Taemee Pak
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What You See is What You Get
What you see is what you get,
you don't like it, and better yet,
you don't wanna like it too
the wording to use is 'fuck you'.
You don't care about my feelings,
you didn't care you had them reeling.
You don't care about what's mine,
well you know what, that's fuckin' fine.
Thought I needed you, I thought wrong,
Stood by myself all along.
Independant, yea that's right,
I'm always ready for a good fight.
Yea I saw that blondie ditz,
a pseudo Britney Spears.
I didn't feel any fuckin thing,
not even a single tear.
I said I do not need you,
and what I say is true.
You're a man, you stupid asshole,
you're a man without a clue.
Still, you're the person I'll turn to,
when the times and stress get tough.
You're an awesome punching bag,
and believe me, I'll be rough.
Yea, I'm independant,
yea, I can be a bitch.
Yea, you still wanna be cool with me?
Fuck off, yea right you wish.
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Quotes
"Men with an earring make the best boyfriends. They can take pain and know how to buy jewelry."
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"The Number 1 cause of divorce is marriage."
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6 simple rules that you need to know:
1) I always win
2) If I lose, refer to rule one
3) If there is a tie refer to rule one
4) If for some reason rule one cannot be referred to refer to rule five
5) Refer to rule six
6) I ALWAYS win
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Teacher: Dru could bring in Hitler. (hamster)
Anthony: You named your hamster Hitler?
Dru: Ironic.
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Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
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The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
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Three Phrases that will get you through life:
=Yes Boss
=Cover Me
=It Was Like That When I Got Here.
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"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such suffer from it a lot.
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It's not that I wish any harm to the guy, I'm just saying I could happily sit by while someone knocks his head off.
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder.
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I'm not a pessimist. I'm just optimistically challenged.
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The chance that the bread will land butter-side-down is directly proportional to the price of the carpet.
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Good morning is an oxymoron.
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Second place is the first loser.
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I am dehydrated potassium sulfate compressed into a gaseous form and contained promptly in an air compressed locking mechanism with adequate, exact, and steady temperatures within a scientific facility somewhere off the coast of Vancouver. Canada, hear me roar.
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IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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THE TRUTH ABOUT MEN:
*The nice men are ugly.
*The handsome men are not nice.
*The handsome and nice men are gay.
*The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
*The men who are not so handsome, but are nice, have no money.
*The nice, semi-handsome men with money think we are only after their money.
*The men without money are after our money.
*The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
*The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice, and have money, are cowards.
*The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice, have some money, and are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.
*The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when we make the first move.
*DAMNIT!
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Aliens exist, the military is all part of a world wide imagination.
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We experience moments absolutely free from worry. These brief respites are called panic.
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A gossip is one who talks to you about others, a bore is one who talks to you about himself; and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself.
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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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"huked on fonics werked fer me, kant u tell?"
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There are no guarantees in marriage. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a Sears battery.
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Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.
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I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better know something.
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Well aren't we a little bloody ray of sunshine?
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Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe.
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A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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Divorce - from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
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No doubt exists that all women are crazy. It's just a question of degree.
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Cuisine: something like food, but the portions are smaller and the prices are higher. If you happen to have a french cuisine, the waiter will insult you as you are served.
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Deja Fu: the feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before.
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Happiness: the agreeable sensation felt while contemplating the misery of others.
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
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A metaphor is like a simile.
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PMS: Purchase More Shoes.
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He may look like an idiot, and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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You should always write your name on your underwear. See, I'm Machine Wash Cold.
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
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"That's, uh, quite a dress you almost have on."
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"Why are all the gorgeous ones homicidal maniacs? Is it just me?"
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"I don't know what's scarier, losing a nuclear warhead, or that it happens so often there's actually a term for it."
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"I came to Casablanca for the waters."
"The waters? What waters? We're in the desert."
"I was misinformed."
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Dear Mrs., Mr., Miss, or Mrs. Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action.
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"No, she is the Undead!"
"She's alive?!"
"No! She is Nosferatu!"
"She's Italian!?"
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"Who glued these quarters to the floor?"
"I did."
"What the hell did you do that for?"
"I don't feel I need to explain my art to you."
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"Whoa!! You're shooting a gun at your imaginary friend, who is standing in front of a van loaded with 400lbs of nitroglycerin!"
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(from a movie)
"Debbie, I love you," *shoots a man twice, beats him with a frying pan, shoots him again* "And I really think we could make this work."
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I have this nagging suspicion that everyone is out to make me paranoid.
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Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic and say "Who do you think you are?"
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9 out of 10 voices in my head agree that I'm sane.
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Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
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Wisdom comes with age. Death comes with age. Therefore, wisdom is dangerous.
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Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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Three things happen when you get old. First your memory goes, then... um... um...
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Money can't buy happiness; but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
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Money can't buy love; but it can rent a very close imitation.
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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments on your house.
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All I'm asking is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.
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A tree only hits an automobile in self-defense.
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If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
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Drive carefully; it's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
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This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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I can resist everything except temptation.
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When in doubt, mumble.
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time...I think I've forgotten this before...
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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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Poets have always been curiously silent on the subject of cheese.
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Who am I? I'm indecision. I'm everything. I'm nothing. And I may even be both.
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You know you should go to sleep when the sheep you're counting start to hit the fence.
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Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
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Defeat isn't bitter if you sprinkle dirty revenge on it.
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I feel that there is an angel inside me whom I am constantly shocking.
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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
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Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again.
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When life hands you lemons, squeeze them between your bitter fingers and throw them at the wall.
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The nice thing about Windows - it does not just crash; it actually displays a dialogue box and lets you press OK first.
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A computer program will always do what you tell it to, and seldom what you want it to.
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Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
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The speed of time is one second per second.
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Advice: what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn't.
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The two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen, and stupidity.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.
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I am at one with my duality.
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I do whatever the voices tell me to. It depends on who yells the loudest.
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Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
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Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
-Winston Churchill, Sir (1874-1965)
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"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
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"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters."
- Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
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"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."
Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)
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All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players.
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts...
-William Shakespeare, "As You Like It", Act 2 scene 7
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