BSBC Music Ministry

JOKE PAGE

These jokes do not necessarily express the views of our pastors, deacons or members - shoot, half of them aren't even funny, but anyway...  here they are!  If you have a church choir or music ministry joke you'd like to add, just email me at PECKSTER@AOL.COM.

A little girl visited in a large church for the first time. She was surprised to see the choir members enter the sanctuary wearing choir robes and whispered in dismay to her mother: "They're not all going to preach, are they?"

New Choir member: "What is your position in the choir?"
Seasoned Singer: "Absolutely neutral, I try not to take sides"

A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing. Several people hinted to him that he could serve in other places, but he continued to come to the choir. The choir director became desperate and went to the pastor. "You've got to get that man out of the choir," he said. "If you don't, I'm going to resign. The choir members are going to quit, too. Please do something." So the pastor went to the man and suggested, "Perhaps you should leave the choir." "Why should I get out of the choir?" he asked. "Well, five or six people have told me you can't sing." "That's nothing," the man snorted. "Fifty people have told me that you can't preach!"

Mother: "What are you children playing?"
Children: "Church"
Mother: "But people shouldn't whisper in church"
Children: "We know, but we're in the choir"

The choir was proud both of its precision in singing and of its dignified entrance down the long center aisle of the church. This church was heated by a furnace located in the basement. There was a large air grill in the center of the main aisle. During the week something had fallen through the grill, and the caretaker had removed it to retrieve the object. But in replacing it, he forgot to fasten it down. As the choir entered, the sopranos stepped carefully over the iron grill. An alto forgot, stepped on it, and caught her high heel in the grill. With great presence of mind she stepped out of her shoe and, not missing a beat, continued down the aisle. The tenor behind her saw what had happened. He reached down, still singing, and picked up her shoe. The whole grill came with it, but he didn't miss a note as he continued down the aisle, clutching shoe and grill. The bass behind him didn't notice any of this. With quiet dignity, he stepped into the open hole and disappeared into the basement.

(this joke is dedicated to Tim Weaver) - What do you call a choir made up of aggies who sit around and drink diet cola and eat fresh fruit all the time?  

Answer - The Moron Tab-and-apple Choir

ps - any altos who don't get any of the jokes, just call Bill Cole and he can explain them to you.  :)