The Beast's Most Wanted Fugitives


Armed robbery of a convenience store; Assault with a deadly weapon

Harlem Hoffman

Wanted For Armed Robbery Of A Convenience Store; Assault With A Deadly Weapon

Photograph circa 1996 to 1998
Alias: Harlem Silverman, Harlem Schwartz, Murray Blackman

DESCRIPTION

Date of Birth: September 5, 1966 Hair: Black Afro
Place of Birth: Cleveland, Ohio Eyes: Blue
Height: 5'8" Complexion: Light Brown
Weight: 193 pounds Sex: Male
Build: Heavy Social Security Number: Unknown
Occupation(s): Freak Show Performer Race: Black-Israeli
Nationality: African-Israelite
Scars and Marks: Has unusual furry uni-brow Inter-poll International Red (Wanted) Notice #: B 654/46-4681
Remarks:  Do not insult his furry uni-brow. Under Inter-poll File #: 48376/25

CAUTION

Harlem Hoffman is an Israeli African-Americsn freak show performer who's last known residence was in Huntington Station, New York. He is being sought for his participation in the armed robbery of a local convenience store on the night of November 22, 1998. Six people were injured during this incident. This suspect has an unusual afro and an unnatural furry uni-brow. Do not insult his furry uni-brow, as he tends to get angry when he is insulted.

CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. DO NOT TRY TO APPREHEND THIS SUSPECT YOURSELF.

If you have any information concerning this person, please contact JaKe Beast or the nearest Hardee's.

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4/29/99