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Well, here it is!! Pippen Wus merchandise. Gots lots of great stuff planned too!! Keep checking this spot out.
The Rodman
You want to hang with the Pip? Well, now you can hang LIKE THE PIP. Made of 100% virgin polyethylene, this piece is definitely going to get you attention from the sisters.
My man, Steve Kerr says:
"Before I started wearing the Rodman, I never got to meet nice women after the game. But now, WOW!! I can't keep them out of the locker room. Now if only the Pipster could teach me to bust a move. . . ."
Only $19.69.
OK, since I gots too many of these things, I'm having a sale. I be selling the Rodman by the inch for those of you who aren't sure of how much you need.
$1.98/inch
But the strap costs extra.
I'm sponsoring the publication of Dr. Seuss' Lesser-Known Works. I think we all should be exposed to more of his great writings. I think they be good and they helped me all the way through high school and Central Arkansas.
- The Cat in the Blender
- Are You My Proctologist?
- Fox in Detox
- Who Shat in the Hat?
- Horton Feels a Ho
- The Lemon-Fresh Lorax
- How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
- Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?
- Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
- One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
- Marvin K. Mooney, Get the F~ck Out!
- Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
- The Bitch Set Me Up (That's how I felt after my last paternity suit)
- I've Fallen---And I Can't Get Up!
- Yentl the Lentil
- My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
- Aunts in My Pants
- Hop On Mom
- Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff! (This one be dedicated to Luc)
- Horton Fakes an Orgasm
- The Grinch's Ten Inch (Must be sad to be that inadequate)
To order, just send me an e-mail with the book number and title.
