Welcome to the Constables' Corner Online Constable Profile Page. Below you will find a picture and description for each member of our group of performing artists who volunteer yearly at the Renaissance Pleasure Faire of Southern California and portray the Town Constables (a part of The Guild of St. Ives). We are a wild and undisciplined street improv group, well known at faire as obnoxious loud-mouthed trouble makers. Our activities include drinking, wenching, seeking extortion money, and occasionally enforcing the law. For the profiles below, each character's real name (or screen name in the cases where a Constable would wish to remain anonymous) is proceeded by their Faire name and Constable Rank (anachronistic, I know). Click on a Constable's real name to send him or her e-mail. The current background midi track is "Liszt2.mid" from "Mike's Midi Madness."
 | Richard Houndsworthy, Lieutenant-Constable and Town Alderman - Richard Foss. |
 | Dogberry, Constable Sergeant - Jon Enge. |
 | Haggis, Justice of the Peace and Senior Constable - Michael Stromstead. |
 | Willem, Senior Constable - Filllmore Love. |
 | Donovan, Constable - Eric Chouvin. |
 | Seaman Leak, Apprentice Constable - Chris Liptrap. |
 | Daniel Thornton, Apprentice Constable - Daniel Stolp. |
 | Bovril, Apprentice Constable - |
 | Constable Mallot, Apprentice Constable - Chris Boyle. |
 | Isabella Penn (Little Dick Dogberry), Senior Constable - Sandra Massad. |
 | Rat, Constable - Dustin Gordon. |
 | Lendog (Lenwood), Apprentice Constable - Lene Moss. |
 | Richard Avery Ratswallow, Apprentice Constable - Rick Willet. |
| Brinmar, Apprentice Constable - Brinmar. |
 | Molly Dare, Apprentice Constable - Molly. |
 | Dunston, Apprentice Constable - Don. |
 | Eric, Apprentice Constable - Eric. |
| Eric, Apprentice Constable - Eric Harms. |
| Theresa Hempstead, Apprentice Constable - Theresa Veneroso. |
| Russell Lewis, Apprentice Constable - Russell Heckman. |
 | Phenolllymmymnn of Wales, Constable - Bob Kacmar. |
