The Prydonian Renegade Competition!

The
Prydonian Renegade Competition!
Competition Number
113
[originally
published in the July 2001 Renegade;
posted July 12, 2001]
The Jar-Jar-free edition
The Jar-Jar-free edition
The Jar-Jar-free edition
Above: Special DVD releases of The Phantom
Menace we'd really like to see. Competitors are invited to
suggest versions of other movies that would garner an equally
rapturous reception.
Competition Rules:
All entries must be
typewritten, computer-printed (or legibly handwritten) or submitted
by e-mail. Only
one entry per member (up to three special DVD releases we really
want to see). Mail to: Competition Number 113, c/o The Prydonian
Renegade, PO Box 3194, Princeton, NJ 08543-3194; or e-mail. Deadline is Aug.
25, 2001. Editor's decisions are final. All entries become the
property of the club. First prize: Two months of membership in
the Prydonians. Second prize: One month. First- and second-prize
winners and honorable mentions will be published in the Sept.
2001 issue of The Renegade.
Note: Competition entries will be accepted
from non-members. Entries from non-members will not be
printed in The Renegade but will appear only here on this
page.
Competition Number 112
[originally
published in the June 2001 Renegade]
Pope Dennis I
Dennis the Phantom
Menace
"Here he is,
Miss America..."
Above: Dennis Tito wants to do what?
Competitors are invited to imagine other extraordinary activities
the bored multimillionaire space tourist can buy his way into.
Competition Rules: All entries must be typewritten, computer-printed
(or legibly handwritten) or submitted by e-mail.
Only one entry per member (up to three activities for Dennis Tito).
Mail to: Competition Number 112, c/o The Prydonian Renegade,
PO Box 3194, Princeton, NJ 08543-3194; or e-mail.
Deadline is July 28, 2001. Editor's decisions are final. All entries
become the property of the club. First prize: Two months of membership
in the Prydonians. Second prize: One month. First- and second-prize
winners and honorable mentions will be published in the August
2001 issue of The Renegade.
Note: Competition
entries will be accepted from non-members. Entries from non-members
will not be printed in The Renegade but will appear
only here on this page.
Results of Competition
111, in which competitors
were invited to dream up alternative versions of Star Trek: Voyager
we'll (thankfully) never see.
[published
in July 2001 Renegade]
Report: We got entries! We got entries! We
got entries! Thank you thank you thank you THANK YOU!!!!!!
First Prize:
Baywatch Voyager. Stop drooling over Seven of Nine and imagine
Neelix in a speedo. Better yet, don't.
Whose Voyager Is It Anyway? This game is for Harry Kim,
who will lead an away team against the Borg and do it in the
style of an enraged chicken.
Brad Black, Michigan City IN
Second Prize:
Star Trek: Voyeur. The captain installs video cameras in the
crew's quarters.
Star Drek: Voyage of the Nosferatu. Sabalom Glitz leads
a ship full of lowlife schemers.
Star Trek: Initial Voyage. Capt. Wesley Crusher and his
bride, Naomi Wildmon, go on their honeymoon.
Star Trek: The Never-Ending Voyage. The souls of James
T. Kirk, Ronald Tracey, and other deceased Starfleet Captains
make an endless round of interplanetary visits trying to atone
for their violations of the Prime Directive.
Jim Goodyear, Arlington VA
: July
12, 2001
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