please answer the following questions "honestly" or at least humourously!!

Are you...

Blonde

Brunette

not sure

Are You

Fond of Camping

A home lover

What's a tent?

Drinking. Do you

only drink on days with a "Y"

Drink in moderation?

Wonder if there's any shops in moderation?

Smoking... do you

Smoke after "burnouts"

smoke due to lack of foreplay

smoke when he's late from pub

Sex.....

Female

Only on Ash Wednesday

tortoises for a hobby

Tarpy type blokes

phwoar!!

phewwwww

what the f are they?

assen is?...

A race track in holland

A filthy habit and no you cant

mmmmmm drugs and beer

Brands Hatch is?.....

a well advertised make of egg?

mmmmmm beer and skip surfing

a neo fascist police state

Carl fogarty is?.....

God

God

Recently retired god

Well done youve finished..... youre results will be collated and you will either receive

an invite to Brands / donington/Assen

Further Tarpette training

Everything you deserve..

I'm daft enough to fill this in my name is

my email address is