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We welcome all comments, concerns, handy gum-chewing tips, or suggestions for making future visits to the House of Gum a richer, more satisfying and yummilicious experience.

Thank you in advance,

-Nathan

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Entry of Oct 19, 1998 at 23:32 [EST]
From: Dr. Zaius bewarethebe@st.man

How I found the H.O.G. page: It was so long ago I forget
Comments n' stuff: Heresy! You must write "Ape shall not kill ape" fifty times on the chalkboard!

Entry of Oct 20, 1998 at 00:26 [EST]
From: Kennedy Brandt KennedyMB@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: A friend told me. A very cool friend, obviously
Comments n' stuff: I was a journeyer, a spiritual pilgrim, if you will (if you will WHAT?), on a quest for enlightenment, fulfillment, achievement, predicament, bereavement, subsequent, the Treaty of Ghent, Clark Kent, malnourishment, government, mail I'd sent, what I meant, models from the House of Pent, condiment, a place to rent, a buck or maybe just a cent, employment... Well, mostly employment. I work for a company that's on the outs, but that's another story. Zon led me hear. Or is that "here"? Maybe I meant "Zon led me -- Hear!" as in, "Now hear this! Zon led me!" But Zon doesn't speak through me. Zon speaks through Nathan. Am I all right?

Entry of Oct 20, 1998 at 03:04 [EST]
From: JOHN JIKENBASS

How I found the H.O.G. page: I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you
Comments n' stuff: VERY COOL NATE

Entry of Oct 20, 1998 at 04:09 [EST]
From: Ron Mason hallycomet@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I was drawn by the bright lights
Comments n' stuff: I couldn't resist your personal invitation. So here I am.

http://members.aol.com/hallycomet/rbmason.htm

Entry of Oct 20, 1998 at 13:45 [EST]
From: fmil peoplesray@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I was drawn by the bright lights
Comments n' stuff: COOL!!! House of Gum is on my desktop!!! THANKS!

Entry of Oct 20, 1998 at 16:47 [EST]
From: Da boys in cell block "C" Moonguys

How I found the H.O.G. page: I can't explain it, it just kinda, well, happened
Comments n' stuff: We figured out how to access the warden's computer. Did you know if you let a stick of gum harden in the sun, it becomes as hard as a key? It's true.

Entry of Oct 20, 1998 at 19:55 [EST]
From: Strunk & White elements@style.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: The URL came to me in a dream
Comments n' stuff: Nice to see you use verbs. They really add a lot of action to a sentence.

Entry of Oct 20, 1998 at 23:01 [EST]
From: Steve >Juicy Fruit< Barnett BarMusProd@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Got URL by taking every 234th letter of the Torah
Comments n' stuff: You wont ever look at this so I can write anything, right? Well, Im writing my >real< thoughts in invisible ink. You can make it become visible by clapping your hands three times (to turn the lights on, then off, then on againãwe dont want to be in the dark now do we?) and saying out loud backwards: >I belive in Tinkerbell and all that she stands for.<

Entry of Oct 21, 1998 at 11:51 [EST]
From: Christina and Jackie n/a

How I found the H.O.G. page: Figure it out yourself, Mr. Noseypants
Comments n' stuff: We needed this as a source of information for a research project on gum. THANKS FOR NOTHING!!!!

n/a

Entry of Oct 21, 1998 at 23:47 [EST]
From: Tim Brown bathroom@iglou.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Figure it out yourself, Mr. Noseypants
Comments n' stuff: Gum is cool. Check out my page which has some "Stupid Gum Tricks".

http://members.iglou.com/bathroom/gum.html

Entry of Oct 22, 1998 at 14:16 [EST]
From: Ms_Demeanor ms_demeanor@unforgettable.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: A man appeared to me in a flaming pie
Comments n' stuff: Wow!.....All I Can Say Is Wow!.....Alright I'll Also Say I'm So Confused.

http://welcome.to/BubbleGum

Entry of Oct 22, 1998 at 16:16 [EST]
From: Kyle Reese thefuture

How I found the H.O.G. page: Your question assumes there's such a thing as free will
Comments n' stuff: I've have travelled back in time to implore you, beg you, to cease production on your Gumbots! On March 5th, 2003, the Gumbot collective mind becomes sentient. Five minutes later it perceives the American and former Soviet nuclear arsenal as a threat to its survival. Two minutes later it launches American warheads at Russian targets. Russia retaliates. Where, or rather when, I come from, Gumbots dominate the globe and seek out and systematically destroy the last embattled human holdouts. Suffice to say, it is *not* pretty! My friend John sent me back in time to warn you. As I left, a Gumbot City-Blower had found and attacked our secret rebel base. I fear they may have sent one of their Gumbot Human-chewer units back in time after me, so I need to act quickly. Note that a Human-chewer looks just like a normal person, except for the Austrian accent and the distinctive smell of spearmint.

Entry of Oct 27, 1998 at 15:01 [EST]
From: The Evil Spock transporter@ccident.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I could kill you, but I'd have to tell you
Comments n' stuff: Your agonizer, Mr. Gilbert.

Entry of Oct 28, 1998 at 01:44 [EST]
From: Ron Mason hallycomet@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I can't explain it, it just kinda, well, happened
Comments n' stuff: Actually I came back because I was cleaning out my old email and came across your invitation to visit. So I thought I'd come back and see how many new visitors had left their mark on your Gum World Guest Book, oops, I mean Hose of Gum Guest Book, eerh ahh, that is House of Bums guess book. NO, that's not right either. Well you know what I mean.... It would be a sad thing to say that your only legacy to the world was a piece of gum stuck on the bottom of somebody's shoe...yuck!

http://members.aol.com/hallycomet/rbmason.htm

Entry of Nov 3, 1998 at 09:55 [EST]
From: The Man in Black hearthattrain@comin.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: My mother warned me about people like you, so here I am
Comments n' stuff: When I was just a baby, my momma told me son, "always be a good boy - don't ever play with gum".

Entry of Nov 3, 1998 at 14:11 [EST]
From: Ms_Demeanor ms_demeanor@unforgettable.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I was summoned by the entity known simply as Zon
Comments n' stuff: Thank you so very much for awarding me with your 'House Of Gum Distinguished Service Bubble' Award. I am honored! I will try my very best to continue to live up to your expectations.

http://welcome.to/BubbleGum

Entry of Nov 10, 1998 at 20:13 [EST]
From: cory mtngoatman

How I found the H.O.G. page: Oh, and I suppose this will go in some big goverment database
Comments n' stuff:

Entry of Nov 12, 1998 at 12:58 [EST]
From: Sherida James rberdel@hsonline.net

How I found the H.O.G. page: My mother warned me about people like you, so here I am
Comments n' stuff: I would like to know some facts on gum. Does gum satisfy your hunger or does it make you even more hungry? Is it a good aphrodisiac? Please answer ASAP. Thank you sweety pie!

Entry of Nov 12, 1998 at 12:59 [EST]
From: Sherida James rberdel@hsonline.net

Entry of Nov 13, 1998 at 23:15 [EST]
From: Nathan Gilbert rkmskm@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Queen to Queen's level three
Comments n' stuff: Sherida - for the answer to your questions, check "Still More Letters to the H.O.G.".

Entry of Nov 15, 1998 at 18:15 [EST]
From: Kathy Metoots

How I found the H.O.G. page: I could kill you, but I'd have to tell you
Comments n' stuff: I think the Gum House is the most coolest thing i have ever seen!! I think there should be more stuff with gum though. Kathy

Entry of Nov 19, 1998 at 14:58 [EST]
From: Paul Filiatreault laces_7@hotmail.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: A man appeared to me in a flaming pie
Comments n' stuff: i think this page is very good...nice use of icons...and very colorful!! Good job Nathan

Entry of Nov 25, 1998 at 19:32 [EST]
From: alix flower0431

How I found the H.O.G. page: I was drawn by the bright lights
Comments n' stuff: i liked it alot and i am also studing gum!!

Entry of Nov 30, 1998 at 12:47 [EST]
From: karajade www.karajade@hotmail.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I was drawn by the bright lights
Comments n' stuff:

Entry of Dec 2, 1998 at 19:18 [EST]
From: Tim Brown bandit@iglou.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I was browsing for online smut and took a wrong turn somewhere
Comments n' stuff: I was forced to change the address to my STUPID GUM TRICKS page! All gum commercial ruiners should make a note of this change.

http://members.iglou.com/bandit/gum.html

Entry of Dec 2, 1998 at 22:22 [EST]
From: greenapplz greenapplz@alloymail.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Me look for secret of fire. Me come here
Comments n' stuff: I like your very strange page. I didn't think there was a page about GUM!! Of all things gum!!! What was I thinking coming here in the first place? I MUST be crazy!? Great job anyways!!!

http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Arcade/8224

Entry of Dec 7, 1998 at 04:57 [EST]
From: Jo noejo95@jcgjersey.demon.co.uk

How I found the H.O.G. page: Got URL by taking every 234th letter of the Torah
Comments n' stuff: Cool Site!!!! I love Gum!!!!

Entry of Dec 7, 1998 at 15:06 [EST]
From: R.W. Taft slo_taft@juno.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Figure it out yourself, Mr. Noseypants
Comments n' stuff: I'll be back!?

Entry of Dec 24, 1998 at 00:14 [EST]
From: john jikenbass

How I found the H.O.G. page: I can't explain it, it just kinda, well, happened
Comments n' stuff: GUM COOL

Entry of Dec 27, 1998 at 16:26 [EST]
From: Ashley Arakny @aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Figure it out yourself, Mr. Noseypants
Comments n' stuff:

Entry of Dec 27, 1998 at 20:05 [EST]
From: La Diosa tori97@hotmail.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: A man appeared to me in a flaming pie
Comments n' stuff: Nathan, I am in awe of you. Will you be the bearer of my children?

http://homepage.usr.com/u/utgoddess

Entry of Jan 1, 1999 at 21:36 [EST]
From: Chris gman59@hotmail.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you
Comments n' stuff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Entry of Jan 4, 1999 at 22:44 [EST]
From: Cyndee Varner sweet_daydreams@hotmail.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Me look for secret of fire. Me come here
Comments n' stuff: I am desperatly looking for the song that goes along with the Doublemint Twins advertisments. I need it for a project. If anyone knows where I could download it I would appriciate it. (Maybe even send some vertual flowers!). thanks, *Cyndee*

Entry of Jan 6, 1999 at 14:00 [EST]
From: Jodi Weideman NewGal555@Hotmail.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Shhhh. Don't question it. Let's just enjoy this time together
Comments n' stuff: Hey Nate, this is your cousin Jodi. Colin told me about this sight, and I have to admit, this finally proves our family is nuts! Just kidding, this site is really cool and I will heartily recommend it to all of my gum chewing friends. Take Care!

Entry of Jan 8, 1999 at 03:36 [EST]
From: john jiken bass

How I found the H.O.G. page: A friend told me. A very cool friend, obviously
Comments n' stuff:

Entry of Jan 26, 1999 at 01:40 [EST]
From: JOHN JIKENBASS

How I found the H.O.G. page: I was drawn by the bright lights
Comments n' stuff: HEY WHERE THE STAFF WITH CREAM FEELING NATE

Entry of Jan 28, 1999 at 20:49 [EST]
From: Laura Layra98@juno.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: From randomly typing letters until I got here
Comments n' stuff: Since you obviously are discriminating against people who found the House of GUM by clicking on the little link to it on the Random Silliness area on the Centre for the Easily Amused page, I don't think I'll write too much, unlike some people. I enjoyed reading the comments, and I enjoyed laughing at your rather dumb (but funny) choices for how people found the House of GUM page, and the page itself is extremely funny. Since the number of people who have been here so far isn't as large as the number of people who have been to MY page, I obviously need to use the link to this page as my signature on all e-mails and add it to my own page. Unfortunately, I don't KNOW the address of my own page, and I can only get to it by using the link from my friend's page, whose page address I also do not know, so I can't add a link to my page. N-E-WAY!!!! Great page...I laughed a lot! Congratulations on being one of the very few people in the universe who can make me laugh nonstop at really dumb stuff. If you ever feel like e-mailing me, feel free to. I'd like to know if you came up with all of the stuff on this page by YOURSELF, or if you had help from some small kangaroo rat or something. Oh, and I've tried randomly typing letters...IT DOESN'T WORK!!!!

http://www.ItExistsButICantRememberTheAddress.com

Entry of Feb 3, 1999 at 22:03 [EST]
From: courtney courtney1@home.co

How I found the H.O.G. page: You know, I think I'm really offended by that question
Comments n' stuff: I think this was a neat page. Wierd but neat. I haven't really explorid all of the pages but I have two more. See you soon. ( For my next visit)

Entry of Feb 12, 1999 at 10:46 [EST]
From: Jessica and Naomi pbutler@snet.net

How I found the H.O.G. page: Oh, and I suppose this will go in some big goverment database
Comments n' stuff: Actullay I was looking for information for a speech that I have been assigned to write to" inform my audience" of the" good reasons" to chew gum. I think your new inventions are pretty cool!!!!

Entry of Feb 26, 1999 at 17:02 [EST]
From: Steph stephw@rivernet.com.au

Entry of Feb 26, 1999 at 17:07 [EST]
From: Steph stephw@rivernet.com.au

How I found the H.O.G. page: Shhhh. Don't question it. Let's just enjoy this time together
Comments n' stuff: mmmm.. kinda intresting really, I guess this makes you smell your breathe & realize..hmmm maybe I need some gum! Extra minty! By the way, nice photo, your mates Joe & Joe look as though they'd shut up for a while & let you have a yarn , where do I go about meeting friends like that?

Entry of Mar 5, 1999 at 10:39 [EST]
From: Marcus eminem6910@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I can't explain it, it just kinda, well, happened
Comments n' stuff: Gum is cool

Entry of Mar 7, 1999 at 17:08 [EST]
From: john jikenbass@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: It was so long ago I forget
Comments n' stuff: hey nate, i really like this stite

Entry of Mar 16, 1999 at 21:56 [EST]
From: Amanda ajr10spice

How I found the H.O.G. page: What I really meant to type was "gun"
Comments n' stuff: this site is really really cool! i am doing research for a school project, and this site was really helpful. thanks!

Entry of Mar 20, 1999 at 09:00 [EST]
From: Grace divachic_47@alloymail.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: My mother warned me about people like you, so here I am
Comments n' stuff: Don't put too much gum in your mouth at once -- you might choke.

Entry of Mar 31, 1999 at 15:29 [EST]
From: Lance Wright lancew@best.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: A friend told me. A very cool friend, obviously
Comments n' stuff: Nathan, I read your article in the Mercury Center... Very cool... I have to bill you for $89 for a new keyboard seeing as I have laughed my self to vomiting profusely. Lance

http://www.tnet.co.uk/users/lancew

Entry of Apr 10, 1999 at 22:34 [EST]
From: Jetman Jake jvos@ecenet.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Me look for secret of fire. Me come here
Comments n' stuff: Very interesting, check out Chewing: the newsletter by gum chewers, for gum chewers. E-mail me and you can subscribe. Have fun and fight the power.

Entry of Apr 13, 1999 at 13:07 [EST]
From: Ben of the cabbage worshippers corporalnobby@yahoo.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: A man appeared to me in a flaming pie
Comments n' stuff: i loved the political things - even though i`m not american and certainly too dense to understand such matters by the way - your pants are undone.

Entry of May 13, 1999 at 03:18 [EST]
From: JOHN JIKEENBASS

How I found the H.O.G. page: I can't explain it, it just kinda, well, happened
Comments n' stuff: HEY NATE, KEEP THE GOOD WORK UP. I REALLY LIKE THIS WEB SITE A LOT.

Entry of May 15, 1999 at 15:37 [EST]
From: Rich rich@gum-tech.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I can't explain it, it just kinda, well, happened
Comments n' stuff: Brilliant. Let me know what I can do to help the cause.

www.gum-tech.com

Entry of Jun 23, 1999 at 01:15 [EST]
From: JOHN IKENGA HIPSCOOBY@AOL.COM

How I found the H.O.G. page: Our ship was literally flung here by a highly advanced race
Comments n' stuff: KEEP THIS WEB SITE GOING IT'S COOL

Entry of Jun 24, 1999 at 22:40 [EST]
From: Francis TheWhiteWonder

How I found the H.O.G. page: I was summoned by the entity known simply as Zon
Comments n' stuff: I like to burn things. huh, what, oh ok Samantha. My cats say hello. They didnt mean to do it. I swear. Elvis had a gun, they had no other choice! THey had to kill him!!! THEY HAD TO!!!!!!!!

Entry of Jun 24, 1999 at 22:41 [EST]
From: Francis TheWhiteWonder@exite.com

Yowza!

Entry of Jul 4, 1999 at 23:26 [EST]
From: Gail Planet Earth

How I found the H.O.G. page: I can't explain it, it just kinda, well, happened
Comments n' stuff: Well, that was a rather unique experience. My only unforgetable gum experience was when I was 10 and stuck some chewed-up gum in my hair to see what would happen. I pretended another kid did it, and my mom had to cut it out of my hair.

Entry of Jul 19, 1999 at 19:07 [EST]
From: debra miller djm@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: A man appeared to me in a flaming pie
Comments n' stuff: what a great web site ! very imformative . oh did i mention i love gum !!!!!! great job keep up the great gum work ! haha

Entry of Jul 24, 1999 at 09:25 [EST]
From: Bryan Gum b-gum@worldnet.att.net

How I found the H.O.G. page: I was drawn by the bright lights
Comments n' stuff: With the last name 'Gum', I had to check your sight out. It's great!

Entry of Aug 27, 1999 at 20:50 [EST]
From: blevins, caleb wayne icaleb.aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Figure it out yourself, Mr. Noseypants
Comments n' stuff: way coolfunnystuff

Entry of Aug 29, 1999 at 15:28 [EST]
From: Scott M. moorebsl@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Me look for secret of fire. Me come here
Comments n' stuff: Bless you! Keep fighting for the freedom of gum lovers everywhere. Still cannot find secret to fire, me stick to slingshots.

Entry of Sep 8, 1999 at 22:06 [EST]
From: Chris Swimr337@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I was drawn by the bright lights
Comments n' stuff: really ku page.............I LOVE YOU COURTNEY BABY!

taplayazclub

Entry of Sep 17, 1999 at 00:07 [EST]
From: rarg rarg@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Turned left at Greenland
Comments n' stuff: I am pleased to have found such a useful and informative page. I am forever in your debt. (Some restrictions apply. See dealer. Often. Offer becomes invalid if grantor declares emotional bankruptcy. Void when prohibitive.) Keep up the fight for GUM!

Entry of Sep 28, 1999 at 11:01 [EST]
From: SCOOBY DOO HIPSCOOBY

How I found the H.O.G. page: I can't explain it, it just kinda, well, happened
Comments n' stuff: HI NATE, HOW COME YOU DON'T MAKE SCOOBY SNACK GAM? FRED&SHAGGY SAID HI.HEY DO YOU STILL WATCH MY SHOW?

Entry of Oct 12, 1999 at 23:54 [EST]
From: christina black sugarass29@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Don't you love my salon beautiful hair? What was the question?
Comments n' stuff: just kidding!! Your web page is cool & ...... BYE!!!

Entry of Oct 19, 1999 at 20:04 [EST]
From: Ryan Gaffney yu151654@yorku.ca

How I found the H.O.G. page: Shhhh. Don't question it. Let's just enjoy this time together
Comments n' stuff: Okay, does anyone know wether ckicklets are made out of a mexican tree called the Chicklet Tree?

Entry of Nov 26, 1999 at 12:22 [EST]
From: Cherie Crosby agent_c81@hotmail.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I can't explain it, it just kinda, well, happened
Comments n' stuff: I was doing research for a project on gum for school thanks!!

Entry of Dec 2, 1999 at 18:53 [EST]
From: tarana grahamzooger@go.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Shhhh. Don't question it. Let's just enjoy this time together
Comments n' stuff: I loved the site! Do you have any freebies available? I'll love to try the gum!

Entry of Dec 17, 1999 at 01:52 [EST]
From: SCOOBY DOO HIPSCOOBY@AOL.COM

How I found the H.O.G. page: I can't explain it, it just kinda, well, happened
Comments n' stuff: DEAR NATE, HOW COME YOU DON'T HAVE SCOOBY SNACK GUM YET? I WELL GIVE YOU THE WRIGHT TO IT OK.I LOVE GUM SO MUCH SO DIDS SHAGGY.WELL GOT TO GO NOW A MAKING A NEW MOVIE CALL SCOOBY DO GETS SHAGGED YEA BABY!! WELL HOPE YOU LIKE THE NEW MOVIE. P.S. HERE A SCOOBY SNACK FOR YOU NATE.

Entry of Dec 17, 1999 at 11:04 [EST]
From: scooby doo hipscooby@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: A friend told me. A very cool friend, obviously
Comments n' stuff: dear nate, USE DOGS NEED A HIP GUM.YOU SHOULD MAKE A GUM CALL SCOOBY DOO GUM.

Entry of Jan 24, 2000 at 16:41 [EST]
From: Elaine Green ------------

How I found the H.O.G. page: Your name came up at the last big cult meeting
Comments n' stuff: I think that this website neds some more pictures of people blowing gum. For gosh sakes, I'm doing a report and I need a great picture of some person blowing bubblegum for the title page of my report. In fact I don't think that this website has any pictures of people blowing bubbles. This is the House of bubbles, right? There should be pictures of people blowing bubbles! If you are no going to have any information on bubble blowing, then you should change the title, it is very misleading.

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Entry of Jan 31, 2000 at 02:25 [EST]
From: JOHN JIKENBASS@AOL.COM

How I found the H.O.G. page: I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you
Comments n' stuff: DEAR NATE, HOW COME YOU DON'T HAVE SCOOBY DOO GUM YET.

Entry of Feb 14, 2000 at 23:00 [EST]
From: Art ajmcpherson@telus.net

How I found the H.O.G. page: Your question assumes there's such a thing as free will
Comments n' stuff:

Entry of Feb 19, 2000 at 18:51 [EST]
From: Hannah Florian HmF5206@hotmail.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I can't explain it, it just kinda, well, happened
Comments n' stuff:

Entry of Mar 18, 2000 at 16:57 [EST]
From: Sarah Walle Blue4844

How I found the H.O.G. page: I was drawn by the bright lights
Comments n' stuff: This is a really cool site thanx for making it and I hope u get my E-mail

Entry of Mar 28, 2000 at 10:22 [EST]
From: Peace chick peacechick@limpbizkit.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: From randomly typing letters until I got here
Comments n' stuff:

Entry of Mar 30, 2000 at 15:50 [EST]
From: Joker frogbardz@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: My mother warned me about people like you, so here I am
Comments n' stuff: it reminds me of the magazine "chewing" in calvin & hobbes (4ever) it's really funny though

Entry of Apr 4, 2000 at 21:57 [EST]
From: Kandi straightthugnit@hotmail.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Your question assumes there's such a thing as free will
Comments n' stuff: Nice web site but, actually...all I did was type the word GUM and your site came up along with 9 others...(but I think i liked this one the best). Keep up the good work!

???

Entry of Apr 12, 2000 at 14:51 [EST]
From: Krystyl.Seay ChIc@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I can't explain it, it just kinda, well, happened
Comments n' stuff: Yuo should tellabout thetypesof gum likesugar,aperatame,&sacrumgum notjustwhatyou have.Thereason im saynig this is becuase I have a scince far project that has to do with the different types of gum.

yes

Entry of Apr 18, 2000 at 13:39 [EST]
From: Jackie Beauchesne Mischifcka@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Don't you love my salon beautiful hair? What was the question?
Comments n' stuff: Who knew there would actually be a web page on gum?!

Entry of Apr 24, 2000 at 12:09 [EST]
From: Peter Alcorn@junglegum.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: My mother warned me about people like you, so here I am
Comments n' stuff: Finding your site has lifted the stigma of obsessive dedication to gum from me. My family thanks you. Just knowing that there is someone more wacko about gum, is somehow a comfort. Go with Gum. Peter

www.junglegum.com

Entry of May 3, 2000 at 19:21 [EST]
From: Scott Smith scsmith1@jps.net

How I found the H.O.G. page: Your name came up at the last big cult meeting
Comments n' stuff: Can you develop a gum that controls coffee and cigarette breath? I have a brother in Sausalito that could use a stick!

Entry of May 7, 2000 at 13:08 [EST]
From: Jackie Lester@goldcity.net

How I found the H.O.G. page: I can't explain it, it just kinda, well, happened
Comments n' stuff: I couldn't stop laughing. but I managed. It was interesting and educational. But I think you should pay for the doctors when I go to get some medicine for my aching sides. It was your website that made me laugh! You bunch of *********. Just kidding! It was fun!!!

Entry of May 21, 2000 at 11:25 [EST]
From: gail dea91618

How I found the H.O.G. page: I was drawn by the bright lights
Comments n' stuff: i am looking for gum that i used to buy when i was a kid. i think adams manufactured the gum. it was in stick form like wrigley's. it came in orange, wildberry, cherry, strawberry and i think grape. i can't find it anywhere. i wish i could find it again and introduce it to all the dedicated gum chewers around. it remains my favorite till this day, if i could only find it. please help me locate my favorite gum. thank you

Entry of Jun 6, 2000 at 14:07 [EST]
From: Megan May 5Dream

How I found the H.O.G. page: Just loafing at work
Comments n' stuff: I am in class right now and even a stupid page like this is better than work.

Entry of Jun 17, 2000 at 05:33 [EST]
From: gaetano phantasy@libero.it

How I found the H.O.G. page: I was drawn by the bright lights
Comments n' stuff: I love chewing gum.....

http://utenti.tripod.it/fasulog

Entry of Jun 20, 2000 at 19:00 [EST]
From: Kasey GAPgrl90210@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I was drawn by the bright lights
Comments n' stuff: this is a pretty great site, all about gum, you know gum is a very important part to many peoples lives, like mine.

Entry of Jun 20, 2000 at 22:57 [EST]
From: Gayle Phillips gingergayle16@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I can't explain it, it just kinda, well, happened
Comments n' stuff:

Entry of Jul 12, 2000 at 16:23 [EST]
From: VIKI victoria_o_brien007@yahoo.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: What I really meant to type was "gun"
Comments n' stuff: ooooooh dammmmmmm, i`ll look at yr page then, TO THE pistols,gun powder,guns,machine guns,fire,war,granades,explode,booooom,hell,satan,devil, then shoppin nooooo not 4 machine guns, 4 sweeties!!! im jokin` by the way!!!! i am noooooo seriously,i am,n e way nice page!!! better go back home now oh i foget to tell u im from mars c ya byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

www.homestead.com/vikithegreat/vob1homepage.html

Entry of Jul 12, 2000 at 17:10 [EST]
From: wicked witch of the west beetroot

How I found the H.O.G. page: Turned left at Greenland
Comments n' stuff: oh...erm...where am i? i`m a big fat lost santa lookin 4 gum 2 chew on!!!oooooooh im hungry 2 oh may be im there ya no hungery!oooooohhhhhh gimmie fooooood grrrrrr im gettin possesive now (rip,yum,grrr)finally i ate summot!erm... dont ask what it was! what was is says somebody.ok i`ll tell u ...no i can`t ok i will g. no i cant ooooooook ok i`ll tell ya dont be too shocked now nooooooo its not a wild bore it woz gum wrappers!!ooooooh the hhhhoooorrrrrooooorrrrrrrr meanin` the HORROR!!!!i was hungry tho will u 4give me ? please? ooooh...(giggle giggle!)by the way ya no the capital letters of House Of Gum it spells out HOG!!!haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry i couldnt control myself n e way im not actually a wicked witch im a fat santa that boozes!!!i have a big white beard!!!down 2 my knees ooooooh your page is ace!!!! c ya

take care now bye bye then

Entry of Jul 17, 2000 at 22:01 [EST]
From: Laura Layra98@juno.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Don't you love my salon beautiful hair? What was the question?
Comments n' stuff: I've signed this before, I'm sure I have. Do you ever add anything new to your page? I think I've read everything on it, and frankly....I NEED MORE!!!!! I have a sad tale to tell. I used to chew several sticks of gum a day, but then an evil Doctor told me that I had a condition of the jaw called TMJ (perhaps you've heard of it) and it was being provoked by my gum chewing. He told me to stop chewing gum. That was several months ago. Since then, I have had a total of four sticks of gum. I think this is a crime. Anyway....I love your website, come visit mine sometime, it's called Lola's Mental Hospital. :-)

http://www.angelfire.com/il2/LMH

Entry of Jul 23, 2000 at 18:07 [EST]
From: Sooper Dooper Gum Chewer Person BeachSk8@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: You know, I think I'm really offended by that question
Comments n' stuff: I greatly enjoy chewing gum! I think it's dandy! But you know what? I'm not chewing gum right now! I'm eating some Shock Tarts, so HA! Helpful Hint: Don't chew gum in class or the mean teacher will give you a detention! (Well, that's how it is at my school...)

Entry of Jul 24, 2000 at 20:31 [EST]
From: Adesha amcfarlin@chuck.stchas.edu

How I found the H.O.G. page: Just loafing at work
Comments n' stuff:

Entry of Sep 13, 2000 at 22:31 [EST]
From: megan campanile erflippe127@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: A friend told me. A very cool friend, obviously
Comments n' stuff: i love gum!

Entry of Sep 13, 2000 at 22:32 [EST]
From: megan erflippe127@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: A friend told me. A very cool friend, obviously
Comments n' stuff: i love gum!

Entry of Sep 25, 2000 at 20:14 [EST]
From: Mike Bismo candymachine@lefca.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Our ship was literally flung here by a highly advanced race
Comments n' stuff: I love love to get my hands on some of your gum stuff. Have you heard of bubble gum underwear (shredd gum in pouch)? Let me know? Thanks

Entry of Oct 5, 2000 at 17:43 [EST]
From: Beth psychocutie01788@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you
Comments n' stuff: i love gum! im always getting in trouble for chewing it at school and people are starting to call me bubblelicious and gummy! gum is soooooooo good. i like extra and juicy fruit. GUM is my friend.

Entry of Oct 17, 2000 at 19:24 [EST]
From: Anna-bell you wish

How I found the H.O.G. page: Don't you love my salon beautiful hair? What was the question?
Comments n' stuff: Gum is cool fun to chew and stuff make big wad put in cats hair. Jetman Jake write neat article on Gum for school make me like gum so fuck off

Entry of Oct 21, 2000 at 03:20 [EST]
From: JOHN JIKENBASS2AOL.COM

How I found the H.O.G. page: Me look for secret of fire. Me come here
Comments n' stuff:

Entry of Nov 1, 2000 at 10:08 [EST]
From: Stacey sassycat08@hotmail.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Figure it out yourself, Mr. Noseypants
Comments n' stuff: Gr8 site! :)

http://www.spazzed.net/blackness

Entry of Nov 4, 2000 at 01:10 [EST]
From: Samuel Elkommos sammaiz@yahoo.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: From one of the better search engines
Comments n' stuff: It is a very nice site where u can surf freely

Entry of Nov 13, 2000 at 20:06 [EST]
From: Stacey sassycat08@hotmail.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: You know, I think I'm really offended by that question
Comments n' stuff: Gr8 site, it helped me a lot (really)! Visit mine if ya want to...

http://spazzed.net/blackness

Entry of Nov 18, 2000 at 00:15 [EST]
From: MAry spiritualpathways@yahoo.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Just loafing at work
Comments n' stuff: interesting site...

http://www.burgoyne.com/pages/ferney/marys.htm

Entry of Nov 20, 2000 at 22:51 [EST]
From: sean s_yerger@hotmail.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I was browsing for online smut and took a wrong turn somewhere
Comments n' stuff: TO FUNNY.GREAT PAGE. REALLY LOOKING TO PURCHASE A CASE OF TOMATO-FREE FRUIT AND STRIPE GUM. VERY ORIGINAL. LIKE THE "HOW..FIND.." PEACE,LOVE AND MEATLOAF. SEAN

Entry of Dec 7, 2000 at 19:51 [EST]
From: DA SCOOBY DOO SCOOBY DOO79162

How I found the H.O.G. page: I can't explain it, it just kinda, well, happened
Comments n' stuff: DEAR NATE, HEY HOW COME YOU DON'T HAVE SCOOBY SNACK GUM YET????????????

NONE

Entry of Dec 12, 2000 at 19:07 [EST]
From: Shani863 Lulamol@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I can't explain it, it just kinda, well, happened
Comments n' stuff: This website is very cool Shani863

Entry of Jan 4, 2001 at 11:01 [EST]
From: HARRY POTTER JIKENBASS@AOL.COM

How I found the H.O.G. page: I was drawn by the bright lights
Comments n' stuff: DEAR NATE, HEY USE WIZARDS WANT TO KNOW WAY YOU DON'T HAVE FROG LIVER GUM,AND LIZARD GUM?

NONE

Entry of Jan 5, 2001 at 00:55 [EST]
From: kedar smartpark@bizland.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I can't explain it, it just kinda, well, happened
Comments n' stuff: Came in univited! By Gum, I'll be gummed if I go out UNANNOUNCED. Glad there are people like me around ... I'll be glad to put in your banner at our banner farm - Smart Park Sustainable Technologies World's First Sportal, Web Scrolls, Virtual International Trade Fair & Super Duper Mall(ket). Now that I have got that in... I think your site is absolutely great.

http://www.smartpark.bizland.com

Entry of Jan 11, 2001 at 08:26 [EST]
From: Robb Robb469@hotmail.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I was drawn by the bright lights
Comments n' stuff: Wonder if you or any one of your contacts ever found any information about chewing gum base??? Am interested in a formula to do some exploration with, maybe making the next great chewing gum. Appreciate your commetns...Robb

Entry of Jan 23, 2001 at 21:24 [EST]
From: diane massingill dmassingill53@yahoo.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Just loafing at work
Comments n' stuff:

Entry of Jan 26, 2001 at 01:20 [EST]
From: scooby doo scoobydoobedoo11

How I found the H.O.G. page: Me look for secret of fire. Me come here
Comments n' stuff: hey nate, when are you going to have scooby snacks gum?

none

Entry of Jan 29, 2001 at 18:10 [EST]
From: Tina KC-Motluck Homerhead5@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I can't explain it, it just kinda, well, happened
Comments n' stuff: I Love Gum!!! And I have beautiful teeth to prove it, not one cavity.

Entry of Feb 26, 2001 at 16:07 [EST]
From: jf melhj

How I found the H.O.G. page: I was drawn by the bright lights
Comments n' stuff:

Entry of Mar 5, 2001 at 16:51 [EST]
From: Rachel smith Squiddster45867@cs.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: What I really meant to type was "gun"
Comments n' stuff: uhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bye

Entry of Mar 11, 2001 at 15:08 [EST]
From: hazel hazel1988@email.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I could kill you, but I'd have to tell you
Comments n' stuff: awesome place Nathan because I love gum

Entry of Mar 28, 2001 at 20:42 [EST]
From: angel angel20012g

How I found the H.O.G. page: A friend told me. A very cool friend, obviously
Comments n' stuff:

Entry of May 16, 2001 at 20:47 [EST]
From: Devin Bordelon devbordelon@hotmail.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: A friend told me. A very cool friend, obviously
Comments n' stuff: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Entry of May 29, 2001 at 15:44 [EST]
From: jake jacobd@arrols.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Got URL by taking every 234th letter of the Torah
Comments n' stuff: I love gum. Mostly . This is a cool site-duh!

Entry of May 29, 2001 at 19:38 [EST]
From: Kristen www.chillin@Home.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: What I really meant to type was "gun"
Comments n' stuff: Hey. I must say, I really hope this is a joke. If it isn't, you guys really need therapy. I just hope you don't start making sacrifices. ({[even though i chew gum myself]})

Entry of May 31, 2001 at 10:40 [EST]
From: Lynch Lynched06@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Turned left at Greenland
Comments n' stuff: Kool site.

Entry of Jun 14, 2001 at 14:24 [EST]
From: James ONions nospam@isp.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I was drawn by the bright lights
Comments n' stuff: http://www.chewing-gum-removal.com

http://www.chewing-gum-removal.com

Entry of Jun 18, 2001 at 23:38 [EST]
From: Celina Cintron Machadees@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Me look for secret of fire. Me come here
Comments n' stuff: I like this website. It is so cute!!!

Entry of Jun 23, 2001 at 02:00 [EST]
From: will adolescence@hotmail.como

How I found the H.O.G. page: I was browsing for online smut and took a wrong turn somewhere
Comments n' stuff: HEY THIS IS IMPORTANT, i have honestly spent the last 13 days looking for that old bubblelicious "ORANGE SERBERT" gum they used to sell. Yeh i honestly have no life but if ANYONE knows a place i can bid on it or even MIGHT find it PLEASE!!! EMAIL ME, this is sooo important!! thanks

Entry of Jul 26, 2001 at 02:35 [EST]
From: KW Lee guardrian@lycos.co.kr

How I found the H.O.G. page: Just loafing at work
Comments n' stuff: Dear Nathan I'm very interested in your gums especially "Deep Cover Camo Gum" It's very funny idea so if possible, I would like to buy that gum. Would you please tell me how can I get your product. My son(7 year old) will be happy to chewing that. Sincerely, KW Lee from South Korea.

Entry of Aug 5, 2001 at 20:11 [EST]
From: punk skater mysteryskater

How I found the H.O.G. page: A man appeared to me in a flaming pie
Comments n' stuff: more comics

Entry of Aug 22, 2001 at 15:33 [EST]
From: Ned Schafer and Ben Van Kat nedwin007@hotmail.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Just loafing at work
Comments n' stuff: you certainly have a unique page... Where can i buy camo buble gum, if it exists?

Entry of Aug 23, 2001 at 21:40 [EST]
From: Lance Wright lancew@best.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Shhhh. Don't question it. Let's just enjoy this time together
Comments n' stuff: Finally a link.. .through these many moonspans.... A link... which... I ...can... convey... to the WORLD!!!

http://www.lancewright.com

Entry of Oct 5, 2001 at 04:35 [EST]
From: sarah raven mercury@morbid.co.uk

How I found the H.O.G. page: A man appeared to me in a flaming pie
Comments n' stuff: this site seems really weird in some way, especially the baby parts.

Entry of Nov 16, 2001 at 10:16 [EST]
From: Marzipan 1026 luacheia@mac.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Figure it out yourself, Mr. Noseypants
Comments n' stuff: Your essay on "Hippy" the clown actually made me weep openly! Please visit my site for the entry "Clowny Clown Clown"...and share my painful clown-related experience.

http://marzipan1026.diaryland.com

Entry of Dec 1, 2001 at 14:36 [EST]
From: April koolio_tigerchickita@hotmail.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: From randomly typing letters until I got here
Comments n' stuff: If anyone knows the recipe to gum could you please e-mail it to me? Thanx

Entry of Dec 13, 2001 at 17:20 [EST]
From: Karr kar_rob@hotmail.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I can't explain it, it just kinda, well, happened
Comments n' stuff:

Entry of Jan 18, 2002 at 20:23 [EST]
From: Pazyryk Limited paul@pazyryk.co.uk

How I found the H.O.G. page: From one of the better search engines
Comments n' stuff: Anyone missing those big bubbles you get from Hubba Bubba - We can save you. Come visit us at www.pazyryk.co.uk

http://www.pazyryk.co.uk/

Entry of Jan 28, 2002 at 20:58 [EST]
From: Michael Adamson michaeleadamson@yahoo.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Shhhh. Don't question it. Let's just enjoy this time together
Comments n' stuff: wow nice site. excellent links man. you are very creative. i actually came to this site because i like to chew gum. i have my favorites and least favorites. ive tried nearly every kind that is available to me. kind of a chewing gum connoiseur i suppose.

Entry of Feb 8, 2002 at 01:57 [EST]
From: Don Calarco dcalarco@msn.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Me look for secret of fire. Me come here
Comments n' stuff: Nathan, I was really entertained. I like your style. [does he really sell gum on that site?] I was searching for the words to the Desiderata (of course not, I think!) and I landed here. I enjoyed it all. {some of those ideas weren't that bad} Especially the stories. I am a recovering, multipersonalitant {there he goes, looking for pitty} and i can see a whacko when I read one, and buddy, you are definitely one! {he likes him} [of course he does, he knows talent when he sees it}I wish you the best of luck. Keep up the craziness, we need the exposure. Stop by http://members.tripod.com/~AmericanMarketing/index.html I hope you find something that can make you laugh, or cry. (never mind, he did it himself}

http://members.tripod.com/~AmericanMarketing/index.html

Entry of Feb 10, 2002 at 16:31 [EST]
From: elizabeth m. mice308524

How I found the H.O.G. page: I can't explain it, it just kinda, well, happened
Comments n' stuff: hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Entry of Feb 11, 2002 at 14:51 [EST]
From: kelley sue martin kmartinbh@netscape.net

How I found the H.O.G. page: I was drawn by the bright lights
Comments n' stuff: I like this website. kelley sue martin

Entry of Apr 9, 2002 at 17:02 [EST]
From: bsgb 1111@hotmail.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: I was drawn by the bright lights
Comments n' stuff: IT ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Entry of Apr 15, 2002 at 10:33 [EST]
From: David Grant david@@pimpsahoy.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: Just loafing at work
Comments n' stuff: Sup

http://www.seizethedave.com/

Entry of Apr 18, 2002 at 17:54 [EST]
From: katie johnsn katiejohnson19932hotmail

How I found the H.O.G. page: I was drawn by the bright lights
Comments n' stuff: YOU ARE A DORK

Entry of Jun 1, 2002 at 01:58 [EST]
From: kysha kyshase11089@aol.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: A friend told me. A very cool friend, obviously
Comments n' stuff: gums greatoh and does it really make you smarter

Entry of Jun 29, 2002 at 22:49 [EST]
From: Brenda & Kevin houseofgum@cox.net

How I found the H.O.G. page: Our ship was literally flung here by a highly advanced race
Comments n' stuff: Aunt Ruth & Uncle Ron told us about your page and we just had to stop in and say hi. The gum is great, but we really like Spencer the Giant. "He'll tromp on your farm, and sit down on your barn! Say isn't that Spencer the Giant?" BOOM BOOM! Could that be an earthquake? A volcano? A bomb? Not necessarily. To the seasoned chaser of Giant Babies like myself, that tell-tale noise and distinctive shaking of the ground could only mean one thing: GIANT BABIES! Little is known about Giant Babies, which only adds to their mystique. Most evidence is anecdotal, though there is mounting photographic evidence that these elusive "gentle giants" really do exist. I personally have seen and photographed Spencer the Giant on several occasions. But I don't ask you to just take my word for it. Indeed, photographs can be altered, or so I'm told. So, in the interests of objectivity, I present on this page some information about Giant Babies from sources other than myself. -Nathan Good stuff Nat!!! Brenda & Kevin

spencerthegiant.com

Entry of Jul 24, 2002 at 04:33 [EST]
From: ME idonthaveanemailaddress@isthisoptional.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: My mother warned me about people like you, so here I am
Comments n' stuff: This page is really stupid. i hope you dont take yourselves seriously?

Entry of Sep 21, 2002 at 11:24 [EST]
From: beis beis@yahoo.com

How I found the H.O.G. page: My mother warned me about people like you, so here I am
Comments n' stuff: i need some help here p/s stop this guymen

give a gapu gays

Entry of Jan 9, 2003 at 21:40 [EST]
From: heyanyofuguyswannahook well ok let's go out ok

How I found the H.O.G. page: Just loafing at work
Comments n' stuff: hey any of u wanna get together or no ok u do not know what u r missing well someone get on now ok love u guys sooooo much ok well luv u all