Welcome to Nathan's House of Gum! We're so glad you could take time out of your busy gum-chewing schedule to drop by and visit our web site!
Did you know that gum (along with toast, juice, milk and vitamin supplements) can be part of a healthy breakfast? It's true!
We here at Nathan's enjoy a strong tradition of what some would say is an almost pathological and militant dedication to gum and gum-related products, as is our Constitutionally guaranteed right. We know our customers look to us for strong moral leadership in the area of gum-centered activity and debate. We understand that these are turbulent times for gum. We promise to continue to serve by example, and to defend to the death, if necessary, our right to gum. Despite what some bureaucrats in Washington may tell you, gum is important, and we here at Nathan's have not given up on gum. This is our promise to you: we vow to destroy anyone who gets in the way of your right to gum! Also, we're going back to our earlier promise of each piece being individually wrapped (see, we really do read our mail).
Although gum is the all-consuming and obsessive passion of Nathan's, we have branched out in recent years into other services and products that we hope you, our growing gum-chewing family, will also enjoy.
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IMPORTANT COPYRIGHT NOTICE:
It is our very sad duty to report that we will be discontinuing Tomato as one of the flavors in our popular Veggie Stripe assortment pack. As luck would have it, the tomato is actually a fruit and not a vegetable. Yeah, I didn't believe it at first either. Anyhow, the upshot of this is that our Veggie Stripe tomato gum is then, technically, a Fruit Stripe gum, which is a brand name copyrighted by another gum company which shall remain nameless. Farewell, tomato. We shall all miss you, little guy.
The House of Gum is an upstanding citizen of:
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The House of Gum would like to thank The Centre for the Easily Amused for their understanding. |
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