What are all the plants for?  

Aren't they decorative?   Plants play a crucial role in the New World People Habitat Eco System.  

Is it safe for children?  

You have children?  

One.   A boy.  

This is perfect for you.   Not only is this safe for children, our People Habitat is highly instructional.   You'll have hours of fun together, watching people grow.   They get fruitful, and multiply.  

They multiply?  

They multiply like crazy.  

Do they divide?  

Mostly they multiply.   But I can probably get my company to throw in a few that divide.  

Do I need batteries?  

No.   Actually, it all recharges automatically.   Most of the recharge is done at night, but we've staggered a few things here and there so that no matter what time of day or night you'll have constant entertainment.  

Will I have to get a bigger cage?  

We call it a Habitat.   Just cut back on their food.  

What do they eat?  

They eat each other, mostly.  

Ugh.  

No, it's part of the system.   It's natural.   Mostly it is the old or infirm, who make room for the new.  

Infirm?   You mean they get mushy?  

Well, nothing lasts forever.   They wear out, you know.   But with our system, when one wears out, up pops a replacement.   The system is never down.  

So I don't have to feed them?  

This is a complete system.   It maintains itself with very little attention on your part.   You can leave it unattended practically forever if you need to go on vacation, for instance.  

Wow.  

Well, that's part of the design.   Who has time these days to take care of pets?   On the other hand, pets can be very important towards maintaining your wellbeing.  

I've seen the articles.   Is that the manual?  

We call it The Good Book.   And here's our Hot Line number.

Alright. You've sold me. Can you gift wrap it? It's for my Son.

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