Hey, Kids!
Does anybody think that liberating Afghanistan
was a bad idea?

shall we play a GAME?   (when you make a chicken gumbo soup, do you ask him how he likes gumbo soup?)

What to DO with Osama bin Laden:

forwarded by a World War II RANGER, and very nicely, too!

  The President has asked that we unite for a common cause.

Since the hard-line Islamic people cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tonight at 7pm, all women in the United States are asked to run out of their houses naked, to help weed out the terrorists. The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you. God Bless America!!!
(forwarded by a friend -- name (chris limber) available on request)

GIVE PEACE A CHANCE

guys, remember slavery? remember how we said, NO MORE SLAVERY, do you remember that? do you remember that a couple of states down south tried to secede from The Union so that they COULD have slavery, because they really, really believed in it? (remember how they said their cause was holy, "our sacred cause" -- (down) south, they could quote you bible passages that they thought meant it was okay for them to have slaves, remember that?) remember how we went to war? remember how even innocent men, women and children (down) south who didn't own slaves, died? maybe we should have just had sanctions! put liens on all the plantations until they voluntarily freed their slaves? asked them nicely to come back to The Union sometime and they could just...keep the slaves? for the sake of peace, you know?

"If I COULD LEAD YOU INTO PARADISE, I would NOT.
Because if I can lead you into paradise,
SOMEONE ELSE COULD LEAD YOU OUT AGAIN."
-- Eugene Debs, Champion of the Laborer and the Poor

"There's too many religions. Somebody's going to hell." - Redd Foxx

hey kids, the HOLIDAY INNs of New York City
RAISED THEIR PRICES the day of the bombing!
let's all stay there, real soon!

/ ~CARTOON OF THE DAY~ / ~SOUND OF THE DAY~ / ~PHOTO OF THE DAY~/
/ ~MOVIE CLICHE OF THE DAY~ / ~ANIMATED 'GIF' OF THE DAY~ /
/ ~SITE OF THE DAY~ /

 

NEW!
It's a ZOO!

          this is only a test, press here please

           

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.

thanks, ironic times and shoe button eyes ideas good ideas

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    download hammer.exe
Guys, this is The Best!
this is a desktop enhancement that is SO FUN!
remember, the squirt gun will clean off EVERYTHING BUT THE ANTS
the ants can be removed with the OTHER FUNCTION KEYS
FOR A GOOD TIME--
use F1 thru F9

thanks, gary shaw (mr.)

 

      puzzled? me, too!

I understand how the brooms reproduce,
but where do all the buckets come from?
--Belle
see FANTASIA 2000, it's great!

I've Got
    THE Answer

 
Is The Infinite -- ALL THERE?

Is there more coming?

Is that all there is?

"You can observe quite a bit by watching." -- Yogi Berra

no more black holes, okay?
 

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."
  — Groucho Marx

 

Even if you need to get downstairs quickly, don't jump out of a window
-- use the stairs.

 
who wants an Apology

 

~ SOUND OF THE DAY~
    click to hear sound of the day
From Robin's Sound Collection

are you PSYCHIC? try the
~ PHOTO OF THE DAY~
whatever I feel like
    Guess real hard, or click here
From Robin's Photo Collection

  New! Old! New!
    YESTERDAY'S movie cliche OF THE DAY
you saw it again, now -- see it again.

~ANIMATED 'GIF' OF THE DAY~
Meet
HANNIBAL!
(THE REAL ONE)
    click HERE -- send 'em to your friends!
From Robin's Animation Collection

  New! Old! New!    
    YESTERDAY'S SITE OF THE DAY  

"Follow me, I've been doing this all day!"
The Sounds of   The MARX Bros.
ARE BACK UP!

 
ALSO BACK AGAIN!!!  

Some of Robin's Favorite Sounds!

BRAND NEW SOUND PAGE FOR!
Sound Page Three
Sound Page Too
Sound Page One  

 
Art Gallery  

with Family Photos and Telegrams from Amelia!
Our Virginia Park Shook and her friend, Amelia Earhart - Diary of 1912 - The Great Train Ride (see Amelia's telegram "roll your own!")

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Number of Visitors - Nice to See You!  

     

 

what is scientific method?
(sorry, dian)

dear observer:
if you take a pad and a pencil into a field full of gorillas
all you're going to learn
is the effects of a pad and pencil
on a field full of gorillas.
 

KOKO JOKES
These hand-signed interspecies exchanges are by Barbara Hiller
from "The Journal of the Gorilla Foundation".
K: Me clown.
B: You are a funny clown.
K: Clown nose you.
B: You're a clown nose.
K: Koko good.
B: I'm teasing you. You're very pretty.
K: Koko gorilla good.
B: Koko, what do people put on their hands when its cold?
K: Stethoscope.
B: Koko, that's weird.
K: Think funny.
 
Koko, "fine animal gorilla" sign languages her way through life and can be visited at: KOKO
 

why we don't have 1979 anymore

 

what does it take?
The first landing on Mars will pass unnoticed at Disneyland.
---Raoul Vaneigem,
"Technology & its Mediated Use"

 

Demotivator 2000

 

Yes, They're ALL HERE!!! Well, mostly they're here.
The "Old" FEATURES that sacrificed themselves so that "new" features might have some space on the server, restored to unusual colors

EVEN WIDER THAN EVER !!!

I Can't Believe It -- Yesterday	Ode to an Avalanche
Dr. Volcani and the Four Food Groups	Buttered Cat Array
Are Toasters Intelligent	Sometimes You Feel
No, Guess Again	NASA (quote) because it's cool
off the charts!! the top 100 hits for March, 1966 from the Astounding Collection of Nancy Hickmann	THEM! and it's all about ants.
Can Humans Think?	Look! I'm a HAND!
Look! I'm an INJURED HAND!	Vampires Do Not Suck
Sensible Drinking	Find The Fish
NEW DINOSAUR! Suchomimus!	they've Crossed over
Halloween SOUNDS and MOVIE POSTERS (pages 1-6) Featured this Halloween at Amused.Com!
Xmas SITES and SOUNDS featured Xmas Site at Amused.Com!	Robin's Perfect Gift
False Eyes	Rollup for the Mystery Tour!
nOW, SEA ALL the dancing DINOSAURS someone's in the kitchen with dino!	Covering Your TRACKS
AND IT'S   All About Meat

Out of my way! I'm a scientist!
-- Movie: War Of The Worlds

from the Father of Our Dweezil:
Remember, Information is not knowledge; Knowledge is not Wisdom; Wisdom is not truth; Truth is not beauty; Beauty is not love; Love is not music; Music is the best.
--- Frank Zappa

we never HAD control of your television set!!!
do you?

They're going to make reproductive organs.
-- sorry, out of context.

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It has something to do with their getting your attention in the first place." - Mary Holmes

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