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Demotivator 2000

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Demotivator 2000

failure

when your best just isn't good enough

 
 

stupidity

Quitters never win, Winners never quit,
but those who never win and never quit trying are idiots

 
 

 pessimissim

every dark cloud has a silver lining
but lightning kills hundreds of people who look for it

 
 

 doubt

in the battle between you and the world, bet on the world

 
 

 inept

if you can't learn to do something well,
learn to enjoy doing it poorly

 
 

 adversity

that which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable

 
 

 mistakes

it could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others

 
 

losing

if at first you don't succeed, make failure your style

 
 

 problems

no matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember,
you've probably only seen the tip of them

 
 

 futility

you'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and most of the ones
you do

 
 

 humiliation

the harder you try, the dumber you look

 
 

 procrasination

hard work pays off after time
laziness always pays off right now

 
 

 despair

always darkest just before it goes pitch black

 
 

 conform

while people are free to do as they please, they usually
imitate each other

 
 

 underachievement

the tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut.

 
 

 

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