~ Ode To An Avalanche ~

La Nina is being circumvented
by a new name only just invented for
new data which could matter
to the weathermen
who tell me when to not take a
ski vacation

-- during an
  atlantic oscillation

* * * * * * * * *

" What if I bend the jet stream, redirect it ? "

" Can't be done. "

" (impatiently,) Pretend it can. Would nature be, say,
  very angry ? Like, aids angry ? "

" I don't know about that. Look, you'd have to heat up
  some very very cold water. "

" I can do that. I have a mirror panel in space trained
  on the water off Iceland's coast. "

" (interested,) But where would the effects be located ?
  Who gets the benefits, Alabama or Nebraska ? It's not
  fair. "

" Alabama is paying for my mirror. Get your own mirror. "

" Well I will. "

" Great. Now we got 10,000 mirror panels up there and
  bang comes a big sun spot day. "

" Toast. "

 

 

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