THE Marx Bros.
(There can be only One.)
I'm always that way after I eat radishes!
gmstay.wav (33K)
Get out of here, before I get arrested!
gmsendwo.wav (32K)
...trapped in a building! send help at once!
gmsanity.wav (64K)
It's what we call a "Sanity Clause"!
gmspag.wav (34K)
Do you see that man over there, eating spaghetti?
gmmint.wav (37K)
How would you like a job in the mint?
gmlesson.wav (51K)
Since WHEN are you taking singing lessons?
gmlawyer.wav (33K)
You're awfully shy -- for a lawyer!
gmlap.wav (31K)
Oh, I love sitting on your lap!
gmkick.wav (25K)
I'll teach you to kick me!
gmiliku2.wav (12K)
C'mere Babe!
gmhistry.wav (26K)
A few things about history.
tmgooden.wav (52K)
Mrs. Briggs?
gmgats.wav (52K)
Got cats?
gmfront.wav (24K)
Message from the front, sir!
gmfollow.wav (15K)
Follow Me!
gmeggs.wav (27K)
Are those my hard boiled eggs?
gmcrakrs.wav (18K)
Crumbs.
gmclub.wav (16K)
Mickey Mouse Club.
gmbully.wav (28K)
Hey, you big bully!
gmbozos.wav (34K)
Mr. Bozo, to you!
gmbadoff.wav (33K)
If you think this country's bad off now...
gmbaby.wav (21K)
When were you born?
gmarms.wav (65K)
As Chairwoman of the reception committee...
gmadvant.wav (31K)
Sir, you have the advantage of me!
Give the lady a break...
gmbutton.wav (36K)
Can you sleep on your stomach?
Well, that's all for the first lesson!