9/25/94
"I Have No Son" - Full half-hour show. Rocko and Filburt go to Hollowood to find the Bigheads' disowned son (played by Joe Murray).
"No...Ummm...Those guys are idiots."
10/2/94
Pipe Dreams - Rocko and Heffer try to unclog Rocko's toilet only to find that a gold fish that Rocko had flushed three and a half years previous wasn't really dead.
"Well Rocko, we all make mistakes. Just make sure you visit. I'll be in the Oddities In Gluttony section."
Tickled Pinky - Rocko has to have his appendix removed but his appendix, Pinky, is upset because he never got to have any fun. Rocko obliges.
"...the bungee jumping, the Wall of Death, flying over the Andes with the Brazilian soccer team..."
10/9/94
The Lounge Singer - Rocko helps Filburt realize his dream of becoming a lounge singer.
"Open-Mike Night is a very dangerous night."
She's The Toad - Mrs. Bighead talks Heffer and Filburt into posing as Mr. Bighead for a presentation at Conglomo after Mr. Bighead suffers a nervous breakdown. Mrs. Bighead winds up with Mr. Bighead's job.
"You know, I died once."
"Really?"
10/23/94
Down The Hatch - Rocko takes Spunky to the vet after Heffer feeds Spunky a vitamin that has been known to cause pets to explode. Meanwhile, Bloaty the Tick and Squirmy the Ringworm try to make money by exhibiting the vitamin tablet as a mystery of the ancients.
"I've been watching you sleep - you're weird."
Road Rash - Rocko and Heffer take a road-trip to Flemm Rock to experience its majesty before it is leveled to make room for a Chokey Chicken parking lot.
"Okay, we recharged the battery, rotated your tires, gapped your plugs [and torqued your Johnson rods]. Here's your complementary road map and air freshener."
11/6/94
Boob Tubed - Heffer loses his brain after watching too much television and Rocko, Filburt and Spunky have to find it.
"It looks like a fruit cake!"
Commuted Sentence - Rocko has a hard time getting to work on time and eventually has to resort to public transportation.
"You know...ever since I got laid off from the post office, I've been feeling a little...disgruntled!"
Rocko's Modern Christmas: You Can't Squeeze Cheer From A Cheese Log - Also known as Night Of The Elf. Full half-hour show. Rocko tries to throw a Christmas party but it is ruined by rumors spread by Mr. Bighead. An instant Christmas Classic, this episode was even seen on independent television stations soon after its premeir.
"Go on...take a gift...I feel nothing."
12/4/94
Hut Sut Raw - Rocko, Heffer and Filburt go camping.
"We can't drink that water. Fish are dating in it!"
Kiss Me I'm Foreign - Rocko has to marry Filburt to keep from being deported after a mix-up at the immigration office.
"If this marriage is going to break up our friendship, I'd rather be deported!"
1/1/95
Cruisin' - Full half-hour show. Rocko and Heffer wind up stuck on a cruise ship with Heffer's Grandfather and the ship enters the Bermuda Triangle.
"I LIKE ramming ducks!"
1/22/95
Born To Spawn - On his twenty-first birthday, Filburt wants Rocko and Heffer to keep him from following his natural instincts back to his birthplace where he is afraid he will become an adult.
"I don't OWN any spandex!"
Uniform Behavior - Heffer gets a job as a security guard and authority goes to his head.
"Carry a stick and hit things."
1/29/95
Hair Licked - Rocko is to have his picture in the paper but he is having a bad hair day.
"You may now walk sans bag kangaroo-type person."
Gutter Balls - Rocko, Heffer and Filburt play Beverly Bighead, Virginia Wolfe and Tammy in a bowling tournament with Ed Bighead coaching the latter group.
"...I know this trophy means more to you than it does to me, so...I'll keep it in the window that faces your house so you can look at it whenever you want!"
2/12/95
Junk Junkies - Rocko and Heffer hold a garage sale to raise money to pay the pizza bill.
"I know! Lets start a club like that diuretics guy!"
Day Of The Flecko - Rocko, after working all night at the comic book store, tries to get some sleep but is bothered by a fly that has lost his glass eye in Rocko's nose.
"I don't want to sleep! I don't need sleep! I am the walking living!"
2/26/95
Snowballs - Rocko and Heffer go skiing (Short description but a great episode).
"Rocko! How ya feeling? Did the nurse give you the thermometer yet? Hmmmm?"
Frog's Best Friend - Mrs. Bighead adopts Earl the dog but Mr. Bighead tries to get rid of the "bone crushing, Buick dismantling, poorly drawn, butt biting, killing machine."
3/12/95
Short Story - Tired of being short, Rocko dreams of being big.
"Me and my brothers in the market for a book called Snow Bunny And The Seven Short Hares. You got a copy?"
Eyes Capades - Rocko has to get glasses or risk maiming someone during the Figure Jacking Championships.
"Look out everyone! He's visually impaired!"