10/22/95
Bye, Bye, Birdie - Rocko takes care of Filburt's destructive pet bird while Filburt is in the hospital for tests.
"I thought I told you to keep your bird away from my monkey!"
Belch of Destiny - Heffer wins the respect of his fellow Weasel Scouts by belching at the Weasel Scout Talent Show.
"Hey Teddy! Great meeting last week at your house. Is your mother still hospitalized?"
10/29/95
The Emperor's New Joe - In a take-off on The Emperor's New Clothes, the Chameleon brothers, Chuck and Leon, tell the story of how they developed their unique brand of coffee while living in the trend-conscious kingdom of Balzak.
"We arrived in the U.S.A. with the socks on our feetses. With those socks, and a few donations by Heffer, we were able to create the Chameleon brothers' coffee craze, right here in O-Town!"
Schnit-heads - Heffer joins a cult that worships sausage and has to be rescued by Rocko, Filbert and Really Really Big Man.
"It can happen to anyone -- sausage is very seductive."
The Halloween Shows
10/30/95 KADY - Oxnard, CA
10/31/95 Nickelodeon
Sugar Frosted Frights - In a take-off on The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow, Rocko and Heffer help Filbert get over is fear of Halloween.
"Rocko! No! We can't go past the old Foto Hut! It's the place where the Hopping Hessian lost his leg!"
Ed is Dead - Rocko is convinced that Beverly Bighead had murdered her husband Ed. Shades of Hitchcock's Rear Window.
"Good evening. Tonight's selection is a chilling tale of mayhem, shrubbery and a wallaby who knew too much."
11/12/95
Fish-N-Chumps - Rocko, Heffer and Filbert go on an ill-fated fishing trip.
"I turned leeward in time to witness the full sail yardarm give way and came crashing down on my midshipman's hind quarters. He let out a scream that be heard at Davy Jones' locker. Mickey Dolens' locker too and Peter Tork's locker. All the Monkeys had lockers..."
Camera Shy - Rocko rents a video camera so he can send a video to his parents, documenting his life in America. Heffer and Filbert have other ideas though.
"Hey Rock! Do that goofy face you do when you're buying eggs!"
11/19/95
Nothing To Sneeze At - After a mixup at the hospital, Beverly Bighead winds up with a nose and is horrified to find out that her husband, Ed, stinks.
"What a gorgeous nose!"
"Magnificent!"
"I'm fat."
Old Fogey Froggy - Ed Bighead hopes that by hanging out with Rocko and his friends, he will feel young again.
"What kind of geek would bring his grandpa to the comic book store?"
12/3/95
Manic Mechanic - Filburt helps Rocko fix his hopelessly run-down car.
"I'm a graduate of the Adequacy By Mail, Mechanic Correspondant School. Our motto is "If the job's worth doing, it's worth doing adequately.""
Rocko's Happy Vermin - Thousands of bugs move into Rocko's house after escaping from Ed Bighead's pantry.
12/10/95
I See London, I See France - Rocko chases the girl of his dreams through the streets of Paris while on a discount travel package with Heffer.
"Ahhh, this is no problem. She's at the Eiffel Tower!"
"Really?"
"Sure! All cheezy love stories end there!"
Fatlands - Rocko takes an obese Spunky to an animal health spa while Bloaty the Tick and Squirmy the Ringworm become lawmen in Spunky's Fatlands.
12/17/95
Fortune Cookie - Filburt is cursed by a bad fortune cookie before appearing on the Mega Spin show.
"Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity."
Dear John - Rocko has to fix his kitchen after his house is hit by a satellite.
"Maybe the landlord can fix it. He cleaned the rain gutters once."
12/31/95
Speaking Terms - Rocko and Heffer go on the "Nosey" show to talk about a rift in their friendship.
Tooth and Nail - Rocko must confront his nail-biting habit.
1/21/96
Wacky Delly - Full half hour - Ralph Bighead puts Rocko, Heffer and Filburt in charge of his new cartoon in the hopes the studio will hate it and cancel his contract.
"After you're finished eating that Fathead's episode, would you like to see this week's Wacky Delly?"
1/28/96
The Big Question - Filburt tries to get up enough nerve to ask Dr. Hutchinson to marry him.
"Follow that motor scooter bike thing!"
The Big Answer - Filburt's bachelor party and wedding plans cause problems for Rocko and Heffer.
2/11/96
An Elk for Heffer - Heffer must bring an elk home for dinner to prove his manhood to the pack and ends up dating one.
"Well I'm eating somebody. I'm starved!"
Scrubbin' Down Under - Rocko's hygene is brought under scrutiny after a piece of spinach is found stuck in his teeth at an awards banquet.
4/21/96
Zanzibar - In a musical Earth Day tribute, Rocko helps clean up O-Town.
"And you know what they say?"
"It's going to be a song, isn't it."
Fatal Contraption - In a unique episode without speaking parts, Rocko attempts to dispose of a difficult food processor.