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Marty's LimE!ricks
Marty is second
only to myself in the number of limE!ricks written, and still going
strong! Her newest efforts can be
found on this page. Click on the
season by season links below to read her older ones.
Dinner Date
When
Roy asked Johnny to double date
The paramedic did hesitate.
Found she wasn’t bad
And that made him mad
Cuz she told him they didn’t relate.
Quicker than the Eye
They found the victim on the floor
Injured by the gun in the drawer.
Family and guns
Hurting the wrong ones.
Was protection worth all this gore?
Firehouse Quintet
Chet stunned them all with his technique
For making baskets, ‘twas unique.
He practiced so much
That he lost his touch
And thus will end their winning streak.
Survival
on Charter 220
The couple had a bitter fight
That shortened their intended flight.
For it was quite clear
His eyes were on her
And he missed the plane in his sight.
The Convention
When Johnny and Roy leave LA
Scheduled lectures will fill their day.
They decide to flee
Provide aid for free
And
are busy throughout their stay!
The Steel Inferno
The four painters failed to use care
Putting their supplies near the stair.
Just one is to blame
For adding the flame
And the fire spread
ev’rywhere.
The Nuisance
With Johnny needing to repose
The captain asked Roy how it goes.
Roy gave him the line,
“Everything’s fine.
I may just have to
punch his nose!”