The RynoCub Home Page

The Best Homepage in the world*

Created by the great Ben Tolsky
E-mail me at RynoCub@aol.com

R.E.M. - Underneath The Bunker

The newest RynoCub Home Page

Death Blow!!! The new RynoCub Home Page!!!

The strangest page on the web!!!

Go to the Ryne Sandberg Home Page, click on Ryno

Go to The Soup Nazi Headquarters, click on the logo

The ultimate page for Chicago sports links

For the best Shareware on the web go to

The Shareware Directory

This home page is now smoke free!!!

If you smoke while on this home page and send me e-mail that you were smoking I will send you e-mail back telling you about how you are going to DIE!!!

Enhanced for Netscape

The amount of people who have used this page rounded to the nearest google-plex:

The amount of people that have actualy used my home page

The RynoCub Home Page now has a built in clock for your convenionce

The current time is: 12:00 P.M. give or take 12 hours

press HERE to go to the bottom of this page and decide where in the page you want to go

A GOLD GLOVE ON EVERY HAND SANDBERG IN '96

This message payed for by the Sandberg for President Commitee

Fun stuff

To type and erase stuff press HERE

For the page of total blueness press HERE

To see the worlds first spankality press HERE

To see a picture of The Mask press HERE

To take a survey press HERE

To see the history of The RynoCub Logo click on the logo

To try my RynoCub Logo image map press HERE

To go to The Web Page With The Very Long URL press HERE

To see the best hair styles ever press HAIR

If you are a moron press HERE

Sports stuff

To veiw a copy of Ryne Sandberg's career stats press HERE

To download an Amipro file of Ryne Sandberg's career stats press HERE

To go to my Chicago Cubs Home Page press HERE

To sign onto my guestbook press HERE

To look at my guestbook press HERE

To go to my Chicago Bulls Home Page press HERE

To enter The RynoCub Ticket Stub Challenge press HERE

To see the scores of every Cubs game and to see the Ryne-O-Meter press HERE

To see 2 of the best Dennis Rodman quotes ever press HERE

To go to the Dancing Burritos home page press HERE

Goto The RynoCub Animated Curser Page

Goto the Fun Stuff To Know Page

Quotes from people who visited this page**

I will never come back to this page unless I change my mind.

-Michael Jordan

Today I consider this home page the luckiest home page on the face of the earth.

-Lou Gehrig

I love this web page, man.

-Johnny

Happy Happy Joy Joy.

-Stimpy

I'm back.

-Michael Jordan

You know, The RynoCub Home Page spelled backwards is egaP emoH buConyR ehT

-Harry Caray

Your not getting my Bud Light Johnny

-The RynoCub Home Page

I love your style

-Barry White

Ben's helpful hint of the milenium:

Do not drink hydrochloric acid!

Ben's helpful hint of the century:

Don't bet anyone $20 that you will bowl a 279 game!

Ben's helpful hint of Super Bowl III:

Bet all your money on the Jets!

Someone else's deep thought of the nanosecond:

Press here!

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press HERE to return to the top of this page

press HERE to see the stuff you can do on this page

press HERE to see the quotes from famous people about this page

press HERE to see all of the different helpful hints

press HERE to go to a lot of links to other web sites

*excluding every web page better than this one

**the people that said these quotes never said them or saw my web page. The only reason I put them on is it looks good when famous people go onto your web page.