Yo mama is so strong, she could blow a bubble with a Now-N-Later.
Yo mama is so dirty, she was disqualified from a mud wrestling contest for having an unfair advantage.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor kept the afterbirth and threw HER away.
Yo mama is so fat, she had a cholesterol test and the doctor found a piece of bacon.
Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Prego.
Yo mama is so stupid, I told her to page me and she went on the roof and started to yell out my name.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that a quarterback was her change from the vending machine.
Yo mama is so stupid, she jumped out of the window and went UP.
Your momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a quarter, she squeezed snot out of Washington's nose.
Yo' mama so fat, if she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt and lay down in the yard, a helicopter'd land on her.....
Yo mama is so big she uses a roll of bounty on a rope as a tampon.
