Jokes about surge, kick, and
mellow-yellow drinkers.

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What did the surge drinker say to the Mountain Dew drinker?

What's the difference between the girls that drink surge and garbage?

What's the difference between girls that drink kick and the Titanic?

What is the difference between a dead dog in the middle of the road and a dead mellow yellow drinker in the middle of the road?

How do you get a kick drinker off your front porch?

Why do surge drinkers wear hats all the time???

Why do mellow yellow drinkers like artificial turf better than natural grass?

Why do the girls that drink surge have rectangular breast?

Did you hear about the kick drinker who is now CEO of a Fortune 500 company?

Did you hear the one about the 2 guys in the elevator?

How can you tell if a mellow yellow drinker has been using the computer ???

How do you tell if a surge drinker has used the same computer ????

Did you hear the one about the 3 guys that found a dead body?

What do you get when you have 32 surge drinkers in a room?

What's the biggest argument two mellow yellow drinkers have when they are going through a divorce?

Why did the kick drinker get thrown out of the M&M factory?

Did you hear the one about the surge drinker and the Mountain Dew drinker in the bathroom?

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