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A Mountain Dew Web Page Dedicated To Increasing Your Daily Consumption Of Mountain Dew.

• In your entire life, have you ever been tired?
• Do you ever feel the need for sleep?
• Is your Mountain Dew intake limited to only 3-6 cans per day?
• Do you feel you are being held back in life by not being able to drink as much Mountain Dew as you would like?

Hi! I'm Dr. Dew, and if you answered yes to any of the above questions, then you are a Dewaholic. To put it simply, a Dewaholic is a person who does not drink enough Mountain Dew. I have devised an 12 step program designed to increase your Mountain Dew Consumption, which includes FREE Mountain Dew Downloads, a Mountain Dew chat room, knowledge about Mountain Dew, and a real customized Mountain Dew Diploma for those people who complete all of the steps.

***Not Convinced? Click here to read testimonials from Mountain Dewaholics, just like you***

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"Scooby DEWbe DEW"
Mt Dew tip #342,836: 'Use Mountain Dew instead of butter'

Please Note: Mountain Dew is not contraception! It does not lower sperm count, and/or reduce the risk of pregnancy! For information about real contraception and other issues in reproductive health, please visit: The Association of Reproductive Health Professionals.

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This Program is simple, yet intense. If it is followed correctly it WILL result in a increase of Mountain Dew consumption. All together, one should be able to complete the program in a few minutes, so don't skip over any steps!!

Click on Steps 1-12 to improve your life!

Step 1. Join Mountain Dew Anonymous (yes, it's free) by admitting your love and desire for Mountain Dew, sharing your favorite Mt. Dew recipes, and asking any questions you may have about Mountain Dew and the effects it has on your life.

Step 2. Learn the answers to all of your questions about Mountain Dew, including info about the Mountain Dew commercials with SOUND CLIPS.

Step 3.Take your frustrations out and prove your loyality to Mountain Dew, by crushing a can of Surge! (JAVA)

Step 4.Caffeinepaloza!! Everything you always wanted to know about caffeine and Mountain Dew, but were afraid to ask.

Step 5. FREE DOWNLOADS! Click this step for information on free Mountain Dew Downloads!

Step 6. Enter the Mountain Dew subliminal message room, and expose your self subliminal messages designed to increase you Mountain Dew Consumption!
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Step 7. Check out a couple of these Mountain Dew sites from the worlds longest list of Mountain Dew links, and thank the authors for their hard work and dedication. Tell em' Dr. Dew sent ya!

Step 8. Join us for at least one of our Dewaholics group meetings, in the Mountain Dew Internet JAVA Chat Room! Click this step for dates and times!

Step 9. Shop around at the new Mountain Dew Mall for all the Mountain Dew merchandise and collectibles your heart desires!

Step 10. In the 'real world' you may come across ignorant non-Dewer's that consume inferior beverages. This step provides ways to difuse akward situations by making fun of these ignorant people.

*** New Step under construction*** Step 11. The Mountain Dew Challenge! Before you get your Dewploma in Mountain Dewology, you must pass this one final test....

Step 12. Graduation! You have earned your Diploma in Mountain Dewology after you have completed steps 1-11. You will also have your name permanently listed in the Dewaholics Hall of Fame! Click here to see the Diploma, instructions on to how to get your own, and to see the Mountain Dew Hall of Fame!

Mountain Dew is a registered trademark of PepsiCo, and is not affiliated in any way with this web page or any of its extending links. I will not be responsible for any disorder, physical or mental that may come to you, your family, your pet, or your computer as a result of the Mountain Dew Anonymous program. Use this Mountain Dew program at your own risk!

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Dewaholics have been here since June 30th, 1997