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  News Flash

This site hasn't been updated in a while due to a slight problem with fire. In April 2003, some jackass thought it would be a fun idea to burn down the house in which I lived. Turns out, he was wrong...wasn't much fun at all.

I ended up losing just about everything I had ever owned, including thousands of copies of GlueBoy. There's still some left (discounts are available on charred copies) but quantities are now seriously limited. Don't you want to buy some now?

...and the world wept for me

 Witness the Legend...

GlueBoy is an epic story in four parts, chronicling the
life experiences of one Glenn Milstead. The narrative follows
Glenn throughout his days as an adolescent. We witness his youthful trials and
miniscule victories along with his continuous struggle for identity amidst a world that has grown cold to the creative intellect.

 

It is not the story of just one boy;
it is the story of us all. GlueBoy, with startling
sensitivity, reminds us of who we really are.
As Glenn's story is told, our own suppressed
emotions are brought to life, illuminated by his
courage. It is a heart-wrenching journey through
society from a young boy's perspect...Aw,
who the hell am I kidding??
He sniffs Glue!!!

GlueBoy is about a fourteen year old boy
who has no friends. Nobody likes him so he
goes around sniffing glue, hallucinating, and
peeing in public. It's filled with silliness,
toilet humor, a bit of social commentary,
as well as the occasional moment of
poor judgment and bad taste.
GlueBoy is at the same time both hysterically
funny and partly disturbing,
maybe even offensive.

Did I mention that he sniffs Glue?!?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is what a comic book should be.

CCCP, it's not just for breakfast anymore.

Monkeys are cool.

As if you're gonna look this far down the page anyway...
people have been subjected to this ungodly nonsense. (restarted 11/18/00)

people don't give a good crap about GlueBoy.

Be a good little monkey and Sign my freakin' Guestbook!
Read my Guestbook, you nosey little voyeuristic pervert!		 Dreambook

GlueBoy is copyright 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004 (7 years of retardation) Bill Shafer & Creative Comic Chimp Press. Please do not copy or reproduce anything from these pages without permission (which is damn easy to get, let me tell you) except for review purposes. Also, please keep in mind that GlueBoy is intended for older, immature audiences.

This site designed and maintained by the monkeys.

Site looks best when viewed through Netscape or empty bottles of alcohol.

Last Update: 6/22/04 Holy crap it's been forever since I've updated this bastard. Fire will do that to ya...

 Jezebel Fez Kitty...every word of GlueBoy was written with her on my lap. Worship her.
  

 

2 slices of garlic bread, 1 clown, panties, & mayo.

Eat The Clown Sandwich!