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Come join the club at Washington Scu-uall. What choice do you have? We already own the bank around the corner! We feel honored that you have chosen us as your bank. We'll handle your life savings just as if it were ours. We will try our hardest to serve you to the best of our interest.

Sam Scru-uall
Washington Scru-uall Founder
Sam Scru-uall

Washington Scru-uall's founder, Sam Scru-uall, started out with the theory that if there were no banks other than his, he could treat his customers however he pleased and they would be helpless. They would have nowhere else to turn. So, his intent became to force all people to save at his bank by crushing all the competition, buying out all banks around. Then he could move in and re-arrange the entire banking system however he pleased.

He began doing this by buying out one chain of banks at a time. However, people began getting suspicious and started questioning this constant bank merging which opposed the Anti-Trust Law. Thanks to Slick Sam's close contacts in Congress, he was allowed to continue his imperial quest by getting the H.R. 10 bill passed, which allowed banks to eat one another up. This is what has made Washington Scru-uall what it is today.

We're proud to say that we've swindled many-a-customer with our method of creating intentional accidents while transfering records over from their former bank. So, come join the club. We'd love to get our hands on your money too. Any problems? Feel free to call us at 1-732-673-4647 or 1-RECORDINGS. Our warm, personal computers will be standing by, more than happy to humor you.


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