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the CLUTCHmobile
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A work in progress. Once we find "THE VOLVO" we will definitely have a blast. Mike wants to cruise around the woods in it. Ashley thinks it will make for a great Dunkin Donuts car.
What do you think?
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From "Rolling Stone" - April 17, 2003
It's fast, it's durable, and it's the perfect vehicle for mooning.
After years of ridicule, it turns out that frost-haired soccer moms were onto something solid: Piece-of-shit Eighties Volvo station wagons rule the roadways. Americans are trading in their 2002 Audi Quattros for $5000 Ronald-Reagan-era Volvos that look and drive like new. For three grand, drivers can get a wagon that looks like hell, but thats all the better. The Swedish wonders are fast as Posrche 944s and can take a pounding too. But the junker's chief asset is the "way-back-seat," something SUVs and minivans have done away with -- it faces the cars behind you, leaving wasted buddies free to press ham or twelve year olds to give tailgaters the finger. It's what Volvo owner Kurt Cobain knew 10 years ago but the rest of us are only discovering today: Safety, style, and a big "fuck you" is a combination that will always rock hard.
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