Jumping Rhymes

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Here's some famous rhymes, we'll share with you.  We promise you'll smile when your feeling blue:

Banana, banana, banana split
  What did you get in arithmetic
Banana, banana, banana for free
  What did you get in geometry?

Baby, baby, in the tub.
Mama forgot to put in the plug.
Oh, what sorrow!
Oh, what pain!
There goes baby down the drain.

Birdie, Birdie in the sky,
Why'd ya do that in my eye?
Birdie, Birdie in the sky,
Gee, I'm glad that cows don't fly

I know something,
But I won't tell.
Three little monkeys in a peanut shell.
One can read
And one can dance,
And one has a hole in the seat of his pants.

Five little monkeys,
Jumping on the bed.
One fell off
And bumped his head.
Mama called the doctor,
And the doctor said
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Four little monkeys...

Mary had a little lamb,
A lobster and some prunes;
A little pie, a little milk
With chocolate macaroons.

It made the snooty waiters laugh
To see her order so,
And when the carried Mary out
Her face was white as snow

Down in the meadow,
Where the corn cobs grow,
A grasshopper jumped
On an elephant's toe.
The elephant cried,
With tears in his eyes,
"Why don't you pick on someone your own size?"