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Actually, I'm not really a parrot. I just play one on the internet.
You know who Iago is, don't you? He's the devillishly handsome red parrot with the beautiful singing voice who starred in Disney's animated feature film, Aladdin. If that doesn't ring a bell, surely you've seen his two direct-to-video hits, or his TV series. No?? Okay, that does it! I'm gonna fire my agent and audition for The Lion King 3. That's the franchise that gets all the publicity. Does Aladdin get a hit Broadway musical? Noooooo. Those stupid lions get all the attention! But since you're here, you might as well look around and check the place out. I've got lots of cool stuff here. Like Disney attraction scripts. And resort photos. And a report about my trip to New York. And there's even a link to some fun stuff about me and my pal Zazu as professional wrestlers. Oh, and the Disney Heroine Round Table. You wouldn't believe what those Princesses say behind castle walls! Hmm, too bad I can't somehow combine the wrestling thing with the Disney Princesses. Then I'd get some recognition, and everybody would know who I am. Why, I bet people would pay to see - (dramatic pause) Um, I gotta run. I have to go buy a camcorder, an inflatable wading pool, and an industrial size box of Jello. But feel free to stick around. My penthouse nest is your penthouse nest. Bye! |
 
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