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Yep, Alexandra was a cast member of "In Living Color" for the last two seasons (1992-1994), and she wasn't just one of the "Fly Girls" (although, she's darn right pretty enough if she wanted to!). Here's a list of sketches and the like where Alexandra was prominently displayed (near complete, but I'm sure I missed an episode or two... All aketch titles were created by myself):

"Theme Song" -- Not a sketch, silly! During her first season, a picture of Alexandra is pushed off the screen by the picture of the Fly Girls and Twist. The next season, the opening theme of the show includes Alexandra watching an animated butterfly flutter around the screen.

"Alexandra's First Episode" -- Not a sketch, really. Keenan Ivory Wayans introduces some new cast members, including Alexandra, Marlon Wayans, and some, um, oddly familiar people... (okay, actually these two are David Alan Grier and Jim Carrey). Interestingly, Alexanda didn't appear in any other part of her first episode...

"Go On Girl: Bush Vs. Clinton" -- Mrs. George Bush and Ms. Hillary Clinton (Alexandra) appear on "Go On Girl" to debate which is better, the old style housewife or the 90's career woman. Sketch ends with the two stripping down to their underweat and deciding to go see some male strippers.

"Black and White Magic" -- Kreskin (Jim Carrey) offers $10,000 to any one who can duplicate or surpass his psychic powers. The Amazing Laron (David Alan Grier) takes the challenge. Kreskin successfully identifies the object in Alexandra's purse, while Laron has difficulties even getting a purse from a black patron...

"Basic In-Stinks" -- Alexandra is Sharon Stone in one of her most famous roles. She leads detective Tommy Davidson into her bedroom and ties him up and tells his one of her girlfriends would take care of him. Exit Alexandra and enter Wanda (Jamie Foxx), the ugliest woman in the world.

"Rock the Vote" -- Cindy Crawford (Alexandra) is at the Hard Rock Cafe interviewing today's youth about the issues of the world. Ideas include putting all of the world's guns in a big cannister and dumping them into the sea. The same goes for all the homeless people...

"Lorie Daves Beauty System" -- Cher (Alexandra) sings the praises of looking good in comparison to really ugly people, in this case, Lorie Daves (Jim Carrey in a very impressive make-up job).

"SuperBimbo" -- A sweet old granny is being mugged, and SuperBimbo (Alexandra) comes to save the day! She's almost defeated because the muggers know her weakness -- math. She barely escapses by using her secret weapon, her (litterally) hypnotic breasts.
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SuperBimbo: "That's right, I'm SuperBimbo! Model, Actress, and Defender of... um... Stuff!"

"Bond Girl" -- Sue Goober (Alexandra) tries out for a part in a James Bond flick -- as one of the naked dancing chicks during the title song.

"The Dysfunctional Home Show" -- Jack McGee (Jim Carrey) shows us all how to live in a dysfunctional household. His daughter, played by Alexandra, has been a prostitute since 7th grade -- Jack thought all 7th graders had beepers and mink coats. When his daughter leaves, Jim goes to kiss her -- open mouth -- but she gets away.

"Candy Cane's Puppet-Time Theatre" -- Candy Cane (Alexandra) is a young attractive woman who hosts a children's show. Unfortunatly, Candy lets some of her emotions from the real world overcome her during the show. When Farmer Smiley drops by to teach about the letter C, Candy produces the words cruel, creep, and commitment as examples. Seems the farmer won't leave his wife for Candy. Later, Anorexic Rabbit and Bulemic Beaver drop by for a workout session, which leads to Candy almost having a nervous breakdown. On to "Fairytale Castle" where the story told is oddly familiar to that of her relation ship with the puppeteer...

"Edwin O Finn: Win With Your Skin" -- Black? Tired of being discriminated against? Use Edwin O Finn's Skin care and you can become white! Now that Molly Johnson (Alexandra) is white, she has no trouble attracting black men, unlike when she was black herself...

"Capital Hillbillies" -- Parody of "Beverly Hillbillies" with the Clintons and Gores in the Clampett role. Alexandra is Hillary Clinton.

"Amy Fisher: Bang For Your Bucks" -- Amy Fisher (Alexandra) shows the advantages of shooting your lover's wife and living off selling the rights to the story. But remember, don't follow this advice if you're black... The media only cares about whites shooting each other, over here....

"Alive II" -- Richard Simmons (Jim Carrey) helps the survivors of a plane crash manage their canabalistic intake. Alexandra is one of the passengers.

"The Info Group" -- Stars of famous infomercials make up a panel to discuss important issues of today. Included are Cher (Alexandra), Jessica Hawn, and Dionne Warwick.

"Fire Marshall Bill's Grill" -- Fire Marshall Bill shows the dangers of open grilled Japanese cooking. Bill's cooking style turns out to be rather tasty - aside from the occasional finger or two... Alexandra watches the shenanigans with her new husband.

"Forever Silky" -- A pimp (David Alan Grier) who was cyrogenically frozen in 1971 is revived 22 years later. Having to adjust, Silky gets a job at a fast food joint, where he tries to get some new ho's. Alexandra is the scientist that revives "the pimp that time forgot."

"Geraldo and Urkel" -- Urkel takes Geraldo to Hollywood backlots where they stunt the growth of black child actors. Alexandra "teaches" the helpless children to be cuter.

"Passenger 227" -- Jacke' is to th erescue when her plane is taken over by terrorists. Alexandra is a stewardess who comes up with an elaborate plan (like something out of a Wesley Snipes movie...) that's immediately dismissed.

"T.D.H.S. Part 2: The Wedding" -- Jack's daughter (Alexandra) is getting married! But it seems Jack as some separation problems, and attacks the groom, a wanted man named Tyrel. The bride walks down the aisle in white even though she's VERY pregnant -- in fact, she gives birth moments after the ceremony is performed.

"Mr. Rogers: Horny Old Man" -- A man claiming to be Mr. Rogers (Jim Carrey) abuses his powers over his adoring fans at a video store. Mr. Rogers uses his puppet, Prince Henry, as the "inspector of all fabrics," or a way to feel up the video clerk (Alexandra). She pushes him away and gets to business, checking out this videos -- "Lorenzo's Oil Massage" and "Poundhog Day." When she expresses disgust and that her child watches everyday, Mr. Rogers replys, "that's nice. Give him this for me," as he pulls her over the desk and kisses her. The cops are called, but they end up arresting the victems for annoying Mr. Rogers...

"Why - At The Crime Scene" -- Chelsea Dream is reporting from the scene of a crime and somehow misses all the intelligent blacks there, and interviews the one idiot...

"Cosmetics" -- A rude cosmetics clerk is rude to her customers, including Alexandra, a women who's never worn makeup before, looking for her new self -- which looks a bit like a clown, aparently...

"What You Look Like" -- David Alan Grier compares the dancing of the Fly Girls to that of the regular public. Alexandra shows us how bad we all really dance...

"Loomis Simmons Psychic Line" -- Loomis is trying to make dough through a psychic line with a recorded message. He displays his abilities on Alexandra and a few others. She asks if she will find happiness, and he answers, "Yes."

"MTV's Teen Court" -- Several cases on MTV's new show. One includes Alexandra suing Jim Carrey because he asked him out and he's really lame. Alexandra wins.

"Blind Birthday" -- A blind singer (David Alan Grier) ruins a child's birthday by singing inappropriate songs like "For he's a jolly good fellow (he's adopted)." Alexandra is the child's mother and is not happy.

"Thelma and Louise Jefferson" -- Thelma (Alexandra) and Louise Jefferson hit the road. Louise ends up robbing a store run by her son, Lionel. Meanwhile, Mr. Bently hits on Thelma.

"Scruffy McKenzie" -- A Spuds Mackenzie beer commercial rip-off is destroyed when an old man and his dead dog interupt it. Alexandr ais a beach goer in the commercial.

"The Diner" -- The day in the life of a diner. Two waitresses battle over who gets to go home with a certain customer, but Alexandra sneaks out with him.

"Bunny and Clive" -- Bunny (Alexandra) and Clive (Jamie Foxx) rob a convienient store. Unfortunatly, they try to steal the free newspapers, and offer to pay for them when they find out. They end up surrending to a crossing gaurd.

"T.D.H.S.: The Funeral" -- Jim's mother has died. Alexandra, her daughter, keeps peace between her father and practically everyone else there. The whole family ends up searching for valuables on her body when she wakes up from her alcoholic coma.

"Boxing Questions" -- Carl "The Tooth" Williams is questioned about if he thinks boxing is dangerous sport. Alexandra is a questioner. Carl can add one more defeat when she also pushes him down.

"Wanda's Pregnant!" -- Someone has got Wanda (Jamie Foxx) pregnant! Alexandra is also pregnant and speaks with her of the pain of being pregnant.

"Ballpark Breast Implants" -- Alexandra complains about the size of her breasts at the beach. Her friend introduces her to Ballpark Implant, like hot dogs for the breasts that expand in heat.

"Honeymooners '93" -- "The Honeymooners" for the Ninties and Ralph believes Alice (Alexandra) has Jungle Fever, so he tries to become more black...

"The Concert" -- Two idiots guard the back entrance to a concert not letting anyone in, even the preformers themselves. Alexandra is MTV's Duff and she and her crew can't get in.

"Tooth and the Press" -- Even though Carl "The Tooth" Williams has a 0-217 record, he plans to take on a real boxer, Tommy "Hitman" Hurt. Alexandra is a member of the press.

"Deny's" -- The women from those Denny's commercials (Alexandra plays the ditzy one) show just how well the restaurant is integrating blacks.

"Newsroom" -- As an interview about community housing goes on in the foreground, Jim Carrey notices that his workspace is in the background and starts to majorly goof off. Alexandra quickly pulls him off stage, but is soon in the spirit of things and ends up goofing of with Carrey. Highlights includes a mime sword fight and a King Kong parody.

"Magnifico" -- Alexandra wins a fantasy date with super-hunk Magnifico. Great, huh? Not so much -- Magnifico has just returned from a 6 month "vacation" where he gained quite a few pounds...
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Magnifico: "And what was the fantasy in which you won this date with?"
Alexandra: "Um... to meet you and leave quickly?"

"Group Therapy" -- David Alan Grier is a therapist who works with unconventional methods like mocking patients... (Alexandra) Paula's husband was hit by a truck and David makes her confront it -- by recalling the incident with grisly detail.

"Newsroom Part II" -- On the street report Debbie Woodriff (Alexandra) reports from a crime scene as Jim Carrey hams it up by showing his karate skills and dancing across the screen with can-can dancers in the background.

"Violence on Television" -- Janet Reno (Alexandra) subpoenas Wile E. Coyote to testify on television violence. Mr. Coyote is represented by Mr. Elmer J. Fudd.

"The Candy Cane Show" -- Children's show host, Candy Cane (Alexandra), is worried that she'll never find an acceptable mate. Her biological clock mocks her, and her former love interest Jurassic Benny has a restraining order against her (aw, who's she kidding, he 's already married anyway and only has flashes of commitment when he's drunk...). By the way, today's word is "LIAR."
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Candy: "Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub, splashing and washing away. The
butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker, why are all the good looking men gay?"

"Honeymooners '93, Continued" -- Ralph's black boss is coming over for dinner and Alice (Alexandra) won't help him! Ed (Jim Carrey) steps in to help.
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Alice: "Oh, Ralphie, you know I'll always be your hootie-mack."
Ralph: "Baby, you're the dopest."

"Wanna Man" -- Trio "Run PMS" sings of their desire to find a mate.

"The Dirty Dozens Home Game" -- A home game of the popular game show where you dis "yo momma". Alexandra is yo Momma...

"East Hollywood Squares" -- All black Hollywood squares. Sandy Wallace (Alexandra) picks Bobby McFarrin (who just spouts odd noises; she disagrees and wins the square), and Martin Lawrence (who just spouts odd things like "Damn, what up!"; she agrees and loses the game).
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Host: "First, Sandy Wallace. Sandy, you're a homemaker, right?"
Sandy: "Yes, I make homes."

"Newsroom Part III: Spring Break" -- FOX news reporter Shelly Miller (Alexandra) interviews the mayor of Ft. Lauderdale about Spring Break as Jim Carrey goofs off. Included: Balloons up his shirt to look like breasts and the use of a metal detector to find a buried metal detector.

"Baby 'Tooth'" -- Carl "the Tooth" Williams, a boxer named after a feature - his one tooth - fathered card girl's (Alexandra) child, but he doesn't think so. A court battle ensues.

"I'm gay!" -- Jim Carrey goes to a fast food restaraunt and makes sure everyone knows that he's gay. Jim grabs Alexandra's and a male companion's behinds and prefers the latter.

"Hollywood School of Self Defense" -- Sweettooth Jones, a man stuck in 70's blaxploitation films, complete with receding afro, teaches a self defense class, even though he's only a "fight choreographer." Alexanndra is Queen Bee, an assistant.

"Infomercial Awards" -- Susan Powter (Alexandra) is up for an award with Lori Davis for "Outstanding Achievement by a Physically Repellant Informercial Host." It's a tie! After initial hatred of each other, it seems opposites attract, and we've made a love connection...

"HSofSD Part 2" -- Sweettooth Jones teaches a class on sexual harrassment. Alexandra returns as Queen Bee, and her behind is grabbed in an example.

"Candy Cane Canceled!" -- Candy Cane (Alexandra) is being replaced by Caramel Corn, and only the creepy stagehand Larry gives a hoot (a little too creepy to sleep with though. Can you say the word of the day, kids? "Restaning order."). Jack in the Box is concerned about his contract, and Benny the Dinosaur wants to get rid of her because she IS stalking him (Can you say "restraining order?"). Stagehand Larry hears that Caramel is trying to "break up" Candy and himself and does the only honorable thing -- whacks her in the knee. Candy gets to keep her show!

"Lights Out With Angel" -- Tonight Show parody that takes place in prison. Alexandra, the first guest, is the most popular prisoner. She paid 8000 cigarettes for a sex change...

"Let me harass you!" -- Lumus Wallace will come to your work place and harass you, if you so desire! That way, you can sue the company and make tons of money (which, of course, you'll split with Lumus)! Alexandra is one satisfied customer. d that w*sy?oVSJZ`KK.3  W ' - {  >   g    m brx_ETtO4!6<6DJBdj#o`P`fUL=?qw$o  ^  !j!!!!H"d"j"" ## #u###$k$$$$%a%%%%&e&&&&/'5''''(P(((((B)^)d))*** ***, ,,,J---..x/x/~/#0)0112n2t233m33333v4|4555566A7G7888899::{;;==}>>y?{? Arialetal detector to find a buried metal detector.

"Baby 'Tooth'" -- Carl "the Tooth" Williams, a boxer name