Marilyn's makeup removed!
It was once rumored that freaky goth rocker Marilyn manson was Kevin from Mr. Belvedere, well I'm here to tell you that he's not! An inside source has leaked info that he is none other than fitness guru Susan Powter. "Unbelievable!" said Evan Todd, 4 months, from Grand Terrace, CA. "You know, as much as it is shocking, it kinda makes sense," Todd exclaimed. TSN made several attempts to conatct Manson, but no reply. "Oh, he's just all sad because we know his secret to being a skeleton with a jell-o butt," proclaimed Ronnie Stiff of Colton, CA. "Thats why the freak wears g-strings and fishnets," Stiff said. So, there you have it folks, the final piece to the burining question, Yes...Marilyn Manson is a woman!
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