a place of befuddled ex-icc member humor and religious satire
"I almost wet myself while reading that Charlie Brown stuff...."
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An ironic, humorous, and occasionally philosophical look at life after the International Churches of Christ. There is nothing sacred here, no hallowed dogma, no revered personages. If you are offended by this absurd material, as we'd expect a typical legalistic ICC zealot would be.Well then, you probably shouldn't be reading this page. Do yourself a favor, point your browser elsewhere. But...
....if you can bear our 'sins' of humor...
Oh, yes. One more thing. Please do not cross this line. Thank you!
RUN
This page is
full of
Spiritual Porn!
call your discipler for advice
before you start to struggle!
"I've been deceived, by Beelzebub, (3x),
Been baptized in a dirty tub,
None of my sins were washed away,
I've been deceived."
(sung to the tune of "I've been redeemed")
Does Kip even know what Ramen tastes like?
Would Jesus keep scrolling down, Charlie Brown?
Okay, who's your discipler, Charlie Brown?
Is there volleyball after the ICC?
Okay, we have to REBUKE you...
Stop scrolling !!!
You must really have some free time on your hands
to keep scrolling down like this.
Are you being selfish with
your time, Private Ryan?
Shouldn't you be at Devo?
On August 8, 1989, Al Baird responded to the following questions posed by
Buddy Martin of Cape Cod, Massachusetts:
"Question: Who assigned the evangelist in Nashville?
Al Baird: I appointed him (referring to Jim Condon, JJ).
Question: Who does he report to ?
Al Baird: He does not report to me.
Question: Who does he report to?
Al Baird: He reports to Steve Sapp in Atlanta.
Question: Who does Steve report to?
Al Baird: To Steve Johnson in New York.
Question: Who does Steve Johnson report to?
Al Baird: Steve Johnson is discipled by Kip.
Question: Who does Kip report to?
Al Baird: Kip reports to, to - uh - I don't know - no one."
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Where's your songbook, Charlie Brown?
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You can stop scrolling now.
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on the importance of pursuing your own spiritual quest. Please enjoy your
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