The Gneech's New! Improved! World Wide Web Page

“It gives me great pleasure indeed to
see the stubbornness of an incorrigible
nonconformist warmly acclaimed.”
—Albert Einstein

(Revised July 30th, 1998) Essays on freedom and politics, pop culture, and whatever else I feel like writing about.
Current and back issues of The Morning Star, an underground newsletter and antidepressant.

(NEW! August 6th, 1998) Good essays by People Other Than Me, linked directly to their pages (in a shameless attempt to make my page seem like it has more substance than it really does).
Try some NetMSTing today! It’s fun, and only slightly illegal. On my page, Joel and the Bots take on Bill Clinton’s State of the Union addresses...

(New! June 28th, 1998) My page dedicated to the very cool — if very short — LucasArts computer game.
My page dedicated to the coolest plane in the universe. This site is a must-see for aviators, Tales of the Gold Monkey fans, Parrotheads (you know who you are), or anybody who likes amphibian planes.

Includes the “Macs vs. Wintel” debate and “Helpful Hyponyms for Griping Graphics Gurus.”
A page of me shamelessly tooting my own horn. Please look at this page and buy my books! I’ll be your friend if you do... :)

A few people have pointed out that in the Spellsinger books, from which my name originated, the creatures are referred to as ‘gneechees,’ not ‘gneeches.’ This is true; however, this is an error on Mr. Foster’s part. The correct spelling is ‘gneech.’ Sorry for the confusion.
When you see the page, you’ll understand the name. Has considerably fewer holes than it used to, however.

The Gneech’s New! Improved! World Wide Web Page is a proud member of the Bill of Rights Enforcement movement. Help us restore America to its one-time status as the Land of the Free!
Speaking of the Bill of Rights, find me the passage in the Constitution that empowers the government to require a national ID! What’s next, branding numbers on our arms? Fight the National ID!

A Shameless Plug
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Boring Stuff
The Gneech’s New! Improved! World Wide Web Page is copyright © 1998 by John “The Gneech” Robey. Permission is granted to copy graphics for the purpose of linking to this page or for personal (not for profit) purposes. Text may be copied or reproduced freely, providing this copyright notice is contained intact.
Since the morning of April 13th, 1996, that makes a total of hits on this site. What does that mean? Danged if I know! Anyway, send me a note if you like this page! :) This page was last updated on August 7th, 1998. If that’s not recent enough for you, you’re welcome to read my Lame Excuse List to find out why I haven’t updated it since then.

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Just say NO to FRAMES!
This site is 100% frame free! Don’t you wish all sites were?

(Revised July 30th, 1998) Essays on freedom and politics, pop culture, and whatever else I feel like writing about.		Current and back issues of The Morning Star, an underground newsletter and antidepressant.
(NEW! August 6th, 1998) Good essays by People Other Than Me, linked directly to their pages (in a shameless attempt to make my page seem like it has more substance than it really does).		Try some NetMSTing today! It’s fun, and only slightly illegal. On my page, Joel and the Bots take on Bill Clinton’s State of the Union addresses...
(New! June 28th, 1998) My page dedicated to the very cool — if very short — LucasArts computer game.		My page dedicated to the coolest plane in the universe. This site is a must-see for aviators, Tales of the Gold Monkey fans, Parrotheads (you know who you are), or anybody who likes amphibian planes.
Includes the “Macs vs. Wintel” debate and “Helpful Hyponyms for Griping Graphics Gurus.”		A page of me shamelessly tooting my own horn. Please look at this page and buy my books! I’ll be your friend if you do... :)
A few people have pointed out that in the Spellsinger books, from which my name originated, the creatures are referred to as ‘gneechees,’ not ‘gneeches.’ This is true; however, this is an error on Mr. Foster’s part. The correct spelling is ‘gneech.’ Sorry for the confusion.		When you see the page, you’ll understand the name. Has considerably fewer holes than it used to, however.