Big Daddy Quotes

• "Finer than a frog hair split three ways and once in the middle."
• "As tender as a mothers love or the inside of a maidens thigh."
• "Anything more than a mouthful is just wasted."
• "The worsat I ever had was marvelous."
• "It will stretch a mile before it will split an inch."
• "It's not the size of the ship it is the motion of the ocean."
• "If the other side is jealous,it will just have to come over to get some."
• "I can remember so far back , I was bouncing from......."

• Harder than woodpecker lips.
• Hotter than a three dollar pistol.
• Rarer than hens teeth.
• Drier than a popcorn fart.
• Higher than a Georgia pine.
• Nervous as a whore in church.
• Better than a bushel basket of twenty's ironed flat.
• Locked up as tight as Jack Benny's safe.

• "Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining."
• "If that ain't his daddy, he is missing a damm good chance to be."
• "It had everything but the fox tail and I did not want that because it was not fur lined."
• "Tell them maidens to quite playing squat tag in the asparagus patch."
• "Let the hair fly with the hide."
• "I read the obituaries every morning, just to be sure I am not in there. I also check the marriage license to be sure I didn't do anything stupid the night before."
• "You buy them books and all they want to do is eat the covers."
• "That guy will never be a cornerstone."
• "A man once told me I was fine, and I told him it was because I was strained through a silk hankerchief."
• "I'll bet you $10.00 to a small bottle of piss it ain't so."
• "Come bleed or blister."
• "If you don't get some spring in your ass we will be here till fall."