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DOZEN WICKED WORDS
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Introducing 100% recycled culture, little bash street kids guzzling clotted cream from Devon. Youth has a way with a prude. Reading letters from blind women who don't realise the ribbon has run out on their typewriter, started green, ended otherwise. That puckered look of those that think the world has done them an injustice, thrashing the hell out of middle-aged bankers, Paul Smith women do have more fun! Deep down I haven't obviously fooled myself.

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Go for the clashing shapes in classic shapes. It is the fact that the word toil is contained in the word toilet that makes it such an unattractive. Nothing the french have raised is exhausted, neither raygun sex, nor when we rewind it and watch it again. A spat of national 8000 heroes have been dug out of suffolk. They gave birth to an installation, shorter and louder than winter killed. Far louder. "I don't use em harry" hit by the biggest book on the shelf. Looking to the ground, chewing their lower lips and smirking, "its the only one I have left, Bang! and I'm in love again." Kiss, kiss, like mommy lips the best lips, mommys.

(taken from the sleeve of the "Far" 12-inch promo single)

oinkers have slurped from the trough since September 4, 1997.

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Disclaimer: Nope, I didn't get permission to reprint anything here, I'm not making any profit from this, and I promise not to sue anyone for the carpal tunnel syndrome that will inevitably result from all the typing I did to get these pages on the Web. Please email me at uyen@aol.com if you have any comments (good, bad, or incoherent). I'm also open to interpretations of the above text. And please don't steal any of these pages for your own site, though you should by all means spread the word about this fabulous band. You're more creative than that. Really you are.