What I Know about the INTERNET
I don't know that much about the Internet, or HTML
for that matter
I am a Mainframe Dinosaur.
Does anybody care? Naaah!
(However, I do know how to repair a bent, folded,
or mutilated punch card,
although I'm not sure about spindled.)
(One theory is that dinosaur farts
contributed so much to global warming that it wiped them out.)