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• contain pictures of happy puppies dancing on mushrooms.

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• rust the hampster wheel encased in your premanufactured Compaq/Emachine to rust, sending the defensless creature into the cage's bars, CPU casing, and/or Northbridge Chipset. It could also damage the abbacus, er processor.

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But it probably won't. Sure, I want to see happy puppies dancing on mushrooms and exploding chickens as much as the next guy, but hey, I'm on a budget here. And I'm not getting paid for this either. Anyway, by clicking on Kiba (---over here--->) ,you agree not to sue me for anything. Ever.