HOW TO "KILL" YOUR BROTHER WITH KINDNESS
(ESPECIALLY IF HE IS HOMOPHOBE)
SO WHAT IF HE WAS BORN A COUPLE OF YEAR EALIER THAN YOU
It does not give him the right of the caliph-hood.
Make your father wish you were the elder
Make him look bad by getting the best grade in the school
Remember in some species only the strongest off spring survive.
Exercise daily. Wear the trendy clothes. (Never wear khaki)
If you have sisters become their best friends.
Share the beauty tips and occasionally clothes.
Learn to dance. Girls love the boy who can dance.
Escort your sister's girl friends to their homes.
(They will tell your sisters that you are a thorough gentleman.)
Entertain your sister's gentleman caller and always praise them. (Learn to lie)
And when sisters hate them, you hate them too. (Time to tell the truth)
Be religious. Go to your church, mosque, temple or synagogue.
God is androgynous. She understands.
If nothing else you will have a better chance to a have good time with the holy man.
Always help your mother at home but never ever tell her about your father's liaison.
But make sure he knows that you know about it.
If your brother tries to teach you how to be a man
Never listen to him especially if he wants you to learn boxing.
(Look at my nose. I listened to him.)
Do every thing opposite of what your brother does especially don't wear Dockers.
Be generous to your servants. You never know when you need their "kindness".
The first chance you get move away from your brother do it.
Move to a metropolitan city. Never settle in a suburb.
In practical life not only your brother but the whole society is against you.
No one will understand your homosexuality and sometimes you won't either.
The best survival tactic in the battlefield is to retrieve and come back when you are strong.
Remember only the agile and strong survive in the jungle.
Take your boy friend's sister to your brother's wedding. (Do not exclude him.)
Dance with her all night. Dress up to the "T". Up stage your brother.
And when you are settled down call your brother and tell him on the phone (never in person)
"By the way all the rumors about me being gay are true."
Hear him says, "I know it". Then tell him about his macho, homophobe, married childhood friend
"I slept with him." Hear a deep silence on the other end.
"And by the way I was the top."
If nothing else that would kill him.