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Our Cyber Stop, like the Universe, is ever expanding and constantly in flux, with an overhaul every 45 days or so during the winter. So if you like fluxed up sites, visit often.
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The Dean's Message.
In a glorious public statement, Dean J. Swain Tuttle, of The Zamgwar Institute gives some vacation advice. His letter is found at Dean's Letter!
Sleazy Eddie's Pick-up lines
The Office of Antiquities of the Zamgwar Institute has three new additions to it's online museum for pick-up lines. The submissions to this page are as abundant as snowflakes, though not as pretty. Click on Sleazy Eddie's Pick-Up Lines
Karen's Kitchen
The perfect soup is being whipped up at Cookin' with Karen
Review de Salle du Ban
A monthly critique of Loo Literature. This issues feature, "Holiday Cards"
The Water Closet Weekly Review
Tips for living in the 21st Century! It's Murder I tell ya! Poetry Corner Frank Is Back!!!! A Moment of Deep Thoughtfulness Gwarnak Returns!! A Moment of Shallow Superficial Thoughts Guest Chuckle of the month Strange Things are Happening! The Zamgwar Institute Zamgwar's Tail of the Space Monkey- Zamgwar Dot Com The Zamgwar Message to the World! We need you! Mega Cool Sites Credit where credit is due!
The Zamgwar Institute jumps on the bandwagon with helpful tips for the year 2002. 21st century living
The old crime is at long last solved and a mystery is up on the runway. There's mystery to be found at Who Dunnit?
you want poems-we got poems-long poems short poems-big poems-little poems-funny poems-not as funny poems
Fractured poetry is being served up daily at Johns House O' Poems. It's the online version of one of those smokey village cafes with the idiot poet at microphone. New stuff here too!
Once again that ole New England Angler is serving up heaps of good old fashion tips at Fly Fishin' with Frank
Consider this a quiet corner of The Institute. A quiet zen moment .
Do you have a Zen Moment? If so, send it to us.
The great and all gaseous Gwarnak answers questions on these troubling times. Gwarnack the Omnificent
Consider this the Institute's anti-zen site. Not so deep thoughts
The mailroom is hopping with incoming joke mail. This month features a pretty good one from the Hippy Chick, in Manhattan. E-mail Tee-Hees
Sometimes the folks in the mailroom bring something upstairs that we don't know what to do with. As Arsenio used to say, things that make you go HMMMMMMMM!
Take a tour of The Institute. New letters are added to the mailroom. A new photo is added to our "Campus Life" section . Apply on-line for a fellowship. Click on The Zamgwar Institute
So many relatives, so little sense. As amazing at it seems, the staff at the Office of Primates has dug up yet another four, count 'em, four relatives at Space Monkeys
The Cyber Stop makes spreading the mirth much easier. Check out Zamgwar Dot Com , complete with a spiffy logo courtesy of Leslie The Button Lady.
If you're new to The Cyber Stop, please read this. Don't worry, our message doesn't involve aliens or comets. We also promise, there are no self portraits here. Over 24,000 served!!!
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We surf, so you don't have to, and for fall, we're just packed with cool sites. Under our new policy, new sites will be added the day we get them. If you haven't been by here in a while, we have lot's of great new sites. Click here to see what's cool out there.
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