GemStone III Humor
"Scratch that... I had been playing with a drake greatsword and it set my bourbon on fire." - Sammeal
There's quite a lot of jokes, stories and satire out there that only a Gemstoner would find funny; here's a sampling. I did not write all of these pieces. If you'd like to know the original authors, drop me a line and I'll research it.
Quotes and clips
Overheard - You know it, you love it; Unfortunately Overheard - Quotes by anonymous; Shorts - Eat 'em up
Nothin' but Net - It's amulicious! In Passing - The gentle art of conversation; Oops - Laugh at others' misfortunes
Generation, Lost in Space - Who really needs structure, context, or relevancy anyway?
That's Just Not Right! - Say what? RRhyme - Only half bad. The rest is terrible; The Gown - Dirty, dirty minds
It's Not My Fault! - Why is everybody always picking on me? Babbling, not Rambling - The Mad Monologuist hits it big
An Elanthian Who's Who on Ice - With your host, Setzier vonEvenlore; Over and Over - Jaxia's own brand of madness
Invasion Takes - Why settle for one death when you can have two at twice the price?
Spitfire Follies - It's braintastic! Well, I Thought It Was Funny - The leftovers that don't make it onto pages of their own
Logs
Chair, Prelude - Chair, Prelude; Chair, Allegro - Chair, Allegro; Chair, Coda - Chair, Coda
Lobster in the Rough - Try some; Rakes and Hose - Merchant fun aboard the Foehn's Promise
Whores - Wherein we discuss sex workers, Silvergate, getting head, and the Wehnimer's Landing mayoral candidacy
Poetry for the Masses - Look at it this way: at least it's not puns; Bug Chugging - Don't knock it till you try it
Bestest Best Friends - ...Can ask each other anything? Juspsession - Sometimes, you feel like a nut
Dart Sharks - For anyone who says GMs never get anything done; Divinely - Why I like my friends
Score One for the Lich - Ever wondered what was beneath the White Owl Table? Warning - Overacting ahead
Grand Theft Hydro - Nevrek Araknathalin makes history; Liquor? - Humor? I don't even know 'er!
Up with Demon Ponies - High society and the lowest common denominator connect over tarts and booze
The Stick of Power - Call lighting is NOT a toy! An Eog Snotball - Booger all alters; The Plague - It's bubolicious
Girls and Boys - Better innuendo... Coffer, Plain - Refreshing, indeed! The Weirdest Assist Ever - Sage Tolli's wild ride
Engine Errs - The best bugs are the bugs you never saw coming; Pickles - Love for the green, bumpy gift of the gods
Professor of Stickology - A prime example of Staying Up Late Syndrome
March Madness - Hijinx of the Aspis Anniversary Fest; Insurrection! - We all know what happens when I stay up late...
Her Royal Highness Gets Hitched - You never thought it would happen, did you? DAD! - SOS in the treehouse
Pie and Cleavage - You can't believe everything you hear; For a Limited Time Only... - Redefining the term "limited time"
Mock logs
A Day in the Life of a Kobold and A Day in the Life of an Arachne Priest - Pretty much what it says
Demons Summoning - Be careful what you wish for... Serve and Protect - Hey, don't look at me. I didn't do it
The GemStone/Star Wars Adventure - Become one with the farce; From Pinefar to Vegas - Not for the squeamish
Mock guides
The Big Book of Incorrect Answers to CoL Questions - Now what have we learned, kiddies?
So You Want to Be a Sorcerer... - Let Sorchia Channen help you reach your sorcerous potential
Fiction
One Bardess's Introduction to the Troll Nation - A remarkable tale by the very witty Esserae
Everything but Trollish - Will the wonders of modern technology never cease?
If Simu Were a Restaurant - Biting, yet amusing; Raging Thrak Revisited - For the new, snertier GS3
The Pizza Ring of Power - Not exactly GS, but it's amusing
Other
The Tops - Top 10's (or 15's, or 22's) from the land of Elanthia
The Darn Gawd Helluva Priest Bleeds - Drink your milk, foo! Wu am I? - In case you've ever wundered
Tom Stoneys - Never, ever to be confused with an IC log
Signs You May Be Playing Too Much Gemstone - Also what it says; Real Elanthia - Comics featuring our favorite rogue
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