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In Passing
"Sometimes you are a very odd person to speak with." - Mnar
Here we have some conversational snippets I hope everyone will enjoy. Some of them were formerly on the "Well, I thought it was funny" page.
From Mnar:
Sayori sings:
"Sphere of red so round and globular
Sing a song that's just nobular."
You ask, "Nobular?"
Nevrek asks, "Nobular?"
Darvas asks, "Nobular?"
The focused look leaves Nevrek.
Sayori asks, "What?"
You say, "All right, where's the hot
springs..."
Mnar asks, "What happened to the mud wrestling?"
Nediva asks, "What happened to mud wrestling?"
Danay asks, "What happened to mud wrestling?"
Is there an echo in here?
You say, "Sheep tight."
You say, "Sleep."
You say, "Tight."
You say, "Sleep tight."
Selfane says, "sheep tight"
You snicker.
Selfane snickers.
Mnar snickers.
Lake of Fear ferry...
Juspera glances at Mithumbras.
Juspera asks, "Getting off?"
Mithumbras says, "I am. Thank you for your services."
Mithumbras just handed Juspera some coins.
Mekthros says, "Last time I was in the kobold mines
was during the Bregandian Invasion."
Mekthros says, "And then Syvassar catalysted me. And I was bitter."
You ask, "Castrated?"
Mekthros says, "Catalysted."
Mekthros says, "You hear what you want to hear, don't you."
Tyraesa says, "put my stiletto in my
harness"
You say, "I'd rather not."
Tyraesa gazes up into the heavens.
You say, "We've hardly met."
Tyraesa says, "Just a suggestion"
Tyraesa says, "I was feeling lazy"
Rorac quietly says, "put shi in my
battlecloak"
Zee looks over at Rorac and shakes his head.
Zee says, "No thank yah."
Zee says, "I juss keep my shield in me harness ifin ya dun mind."
Galesmight says, "nod purple"
Purplenyte quietly says, "I do not wish to nod"
Tjaran says, "put shard in my boots"
Tjaran exclaims, "Is exactly what I'm going to do!"
Tjaran put a bright golden crystal shard in his tracking boots.
Tjaran clears his throat.
From Mnar:
Fizzan whispers, "Nice cloak."
You show Fizzan your Dhe'nari scout cloak.
Fizzan whispers, "Don't see too many Dhe'nari items."
>whisp fizz Yeah, have to kill em and take their stuff
You whisper quietly to Fizzan.
Nevrek and Mnar debate mayoral strategies:
Nevrek says, "I'd like to recreate the razing of Maelshyve on Fremie's
face."
Mnar says, "I'm not sure how to respond to that."
Merryleon campaigns:
Merryleon says, "Merryleon called the black troll conjurer a pansy from the town gates, and the conjurer came through and when Merryleon would not flee, he zapped Merryleon! A bard, a warrior, a Mayor. Merryleon."
Berkana whispers, "The smooth mechanics are
icky."
>whi berk I dunno, I like well-shaven men in overalls.
You whisper quietly to Berkana.
Berkana whispers, "One is hideous, I here... mutilated men and gore all
over."
Berkana whispers, "Damn, I just can't tupe."
Berkana says, "So... Beth's been asleep over 200
years."
You say, "Wow."
Berkana says, "it would sort of be neat to find the cure and wake her up."
You say, "I dunno, I think it'd be sad."
You say, "She'd wake up and her father would be dead."
You say, "And maybe lots of other people she knew."
You say, "Maybe we should bury her."
Berkana frowns.
Berkana says, "I didn't think about that."
You say, "Though burying her is kind of sad too."
Berkana says, "Sure, she'd grieve for her father."
You say, "Maybe we should just leave her there."
Berkana says, "But..."
Berkana leans against a wide slit.
You bite your lip.
Berkana says, "When she reviewed his notes..."
Berkana says, "She must have expected something like this might occur."
You say, "Maybe."
You say, "She'd still be sad."
Berkana nods.
(Long pause.)
You lick the wide slit.
It tastes bitter!
>whi berk Sorry, I had to.
You whisper quietly to Berkana.
Berkana buries her face in her hands.
Berkana says, "That is so nasty."
Berkana falls to the ground laughing hysterically!
Berkana whispers, "Dare you to put that on your web site."
You prod a wide slit with the tip of your finger.
Berkana cackles!
You snicker.
Berkana whispers, "I can't breathe!"
Berkana whispers, "I'm afraid to try anything else."
Berkana just kissed the slit!
You laugh out loud!
Berkana stares off into space.
You carefully inspect a wide slit.
You determine that the slit cannot be worn.
>whi berk I determine that the slit cannot be worn.
You whisper quietly to Berkana.
>whi berk Well that's a relief.
You whisper quietly to Berkana.
Berkana buries her face in her hands.
Berkana whispers, "Good thing we can't put stuff in it."
You laugh out loud!
You remove a silver pickle from in your cloak.
You gesture at a silver pickle.
The pickle vibrates slightly but nothing else happens.
Berkana says, "We're seriously disturbed."
Berkana nods to you.
You nod to Berkana.
Balinworn exclaims, "Hey Juspera!"
Balinworn exclaims, "Look!"
Balinworn removes a light oak Phoen figurine from in his cloak.
Balinworn exclaims, "Ah've gots a mobile Phoen!"
Balinworn says, "Ya know, one day Ah'm actually gonna
filch somethin from yer pocket, and fer da lahf o me, Ah'll hae no dern clue
what tae does at dat point."
You glance at Balinworn and slowly draw your finger across your throat
meaningfully.
Balinworn says, "Quit flirtin. Ah'm nae a ranger, or someone old enough tae
stomp ye intae a grease spot."
You snicker.
You ask, "Is that my type?"
You blush a delicate shade of pink.
You say, "Don't answer that."
You say, "So, Rhad."
You laugh out loud!
Nevrek asks, "Vhy is it called Roshambo,
anyhow?"
You say, "Well."
You say, "There was a Princess Roshambo of the Faendryl, who was killed by
a rock and some scissors and wrapped in some paper and buried."
You say, "The end."
Nevrek says, "That's horrible."
Nevrek says, "Faendryl Princesses dying jokes are just not funny."
Nevrek stares at you.
Raidek says, "It made me laugh."
Nevrek says, "You're also a half-elf."
Raidek says, "You cut her into little pieces with the scissors.."
Raidek says, "Wrap the pieces up in the paper"
Raidek says, "And smash the little chunk packages with the rock"
Valthrae asks, "I gather he is a ladies' man of some
type?"
Femereff says, "No, he isnt what is normally called " a ladies man""
You say, "He's just from someplace where men regularly keep hordes of
concubines."
Neq says, "Harun has a lemon"
Valthrae asks, "A lemon?"
Neq says, "her name is Gretel"
Grhim asks, "A lemon eh?"
Valthrae asks, "He names fruit?"
Neq says, "she is a bit fruity"
Valthrae says, "This Harun sounds a bit touched by Zelia."
You say, "Harun, naw."
Neq says, "no, but his lemon is touched by Luukos"
Valthrae says, "This is the first I heard that the Serpent God liked citrus."
From Femereff:
>prof
Profession Names available for your profession..
1 - * Bardess +
2 - * Songsmith
3 - * Skald
4 - * Gleewoman
5 - * Rhymester
6 - * Balladeer
7 - Minstrel
8 - Troubadour
Shadowbud says, "I can pick filcher now"
Shadowbud laughs!
You say, "balladeer"
You gag.
Shadowbud grins.
You say, "I assume minstrel is next"
Shadowbud exclaims, "Look at me, I am a Filcher!"
Shadowbud begins to twitch.
You say, "right now I am "pre minstrel""
Mnar asks, "Who is she?"
Jaxia says, "She's crazy."
You say, "A cleric."
Mnar says, "So? Most are."
Jaxia says, "She's married to a brick, and Sammeal."
Mnar says, "So? Most are."
Mnar coughs.
Sammeal says, "I should get shaving razors installed on my fedora. Then I
could hurl it and kill, you know, like, grass or something."
Sammeal says, "Like some evil brim of doom."
Sammeal exclaims, "The Doombrimmer!"
Armaxis says, "The...doombrimmer..."
Sammeal exclaims, "Yes, the Doombrimmer!"
Armaxis says, "You likely couldn't even throw it correctly. It'd just flop
to the ground."
Sammeal exclaims, "Yes, but it would flop terror into the heart of the ground!"
You say, "No more reason to go to bed than I have to
stay here."
Armaxis says, "That's a nice place to visit, if the ah...higher ranking
authorities and I didn't have disagreements, I'd inquire about joining."
You ask, "What, bed?"
Armaxis says, "Aspis."
Armaxis says, "There are no higher-ranking authorities of Bed."
Sayori says, "I found out something astonishing
today."
Sayori says, "Yes, I was going to the bathroom down by the cul-d-sac in the
sewers, and I found out people live down there."
Sayori says, "They make a living hunting rats."
Sayori says, "I felt bad."
You say, "Vonka, look."
You say, "Look."
Achillea asks, "Mnar? do you merely speak for yourself or for a group?"
You remove a faceted crystal crab shell from in your fishnet satchel.
You remove a faceted crystal crab shell from in your fishnet satchel.
(Juspera holds the shells over her eyes.)
Vonka beams happily at you!
You blink at Vonka.
You blink at Vonka.
Mnar says, "Myself."
Vonka giggles.
You say, "Bzzzzzz."
Vonka falls over.
Vonka rolls around on the ground laughing hysterically!
Mnar says, "Actually, I should ammend that... There are more Dhe'anr in this
town now."
You stare at Vonka.
You blink at Vonka.
You blink at Vonka.
Vonka grins at you.
Achillea asks, "is that why it smells worse then it used to?"
You say, "Let's not be silly."
You say, "Er."
You put a faceted crystal crab shell in your fishnet satchel.
You put a faceted crystal crab shell in your fishnet satchel.
You say, "Neither of them have an unpleasant smell."
Mistix asks softly, "Left the tent to sneak in a kiss
did you?"
You kick Mistix!
Mistix lets out a yelp!
You say, "Sorry."
You say, "I was trying to kick Nevrek, and I missed."
Mistix exclaims, "You kicked my calf!"
You say, "Oh, I'm sorry."
You kneel down.
(Juspera plants a kiss on Mistix's calf.)
You stand back up.
You ask, "Happy?"
Mistix gulps.
Mistix grunts, "You kicked my umm umm"
Starsnuffer gestures at Leanness.
CS: +579 - TD: +311 + CvA: -9 + d100: +99 == +358
Warding failed!
A dull grey beam momentarily materializes between Starsnuffer and Leanness!
Leanness shakes violently!
You exclaim, "Oh oh! Steal my mana!"
Fremie asks, "mama, or mana?"
Fremie says, "he probly already stole yer mama"
Fisdan recites:
"COLORS iffin' no one's bloody well castin'."
Fisdan yells, "Gits yer arses over 'ere ya frustrated foogs! COLORS ya candid
clowns!"
Fisdan yells, "Ain't gots all day ya knows ya yabberin' yokels!"
Fisdan yells, "I's got a grandmot'er fast den you's foogs!"
Fisdan yells, "N' she's a dead n' da grave!"
Fisdan recites:
"Joins up ya rolton ridin' rejects!"
Fisdan yells, "Last call ya lousy lunatics!"
Fisdan yells, "Iffin' ya miss em. . .GOOD!"
Fisdan yells, "Lousy lolli-gaggers, always a wastin' me time. Hrrmf."
Fisdan recites:
"Four hours ya horrible hooligans. 'Ope ya choke on em."
Fisdan says, "Feh."
Skatal says, "man is as pleasant as a impacted wisdom tooth."
Hilaire says, "I'd say thank you, but I don't know if that's the right word."
(Thanks to Sunflower/Casilla for this snippet.)
Titaniia asks, "huh?"
Titaniia says, "speak up."
Titaniia takes a deep breath, raises the monir strongbox, and brings it crashing
down on the top of her head!
Titaniia says, "TIS VERY HARD TO HEAR OVER THAT INFERNAL RINGIN SOUND"
Titaniia nods.
Titaniia takes a deep breath, raises the monir strongbox, and brings it crashing
down on the top of her head!
You laugh out loud!
Jevoh laughs!
Stormyrain rubs Titaniia gently.
Grubbel laughs!
Stormyrain chuckles.
Titaniia takes a deep breath, raises the monir strongbox, and brings it crashing
down on the top of her head!
Titaniia asks, "WHY IS YOU ALL LAUGHIN?"
Titaniia takes a deep breath, raises the monir strongbox, and brings it crashing
down on the top of her head!
Titaniia takes a deep breath, raises the wooden trunk,
and brings it crashing down on the top of her head!
Grendeg says, "To see such a delicate item subjected to a hard surface."
Grendeg shakes his head.
Sorchia says, "Tanik holds 58 and only takes an hour
to make"
You hear the voice of Tannik exclaim, "What? I do not!"
You say, "Sorchia, gimme a powerful look."
Sorchia nods to you.
Sorchia stares at you.
Mustafo says, "but the odd thing, after greasing his finger and pulling it out, i was most pleased"
(I'd just walked up the porch steps, and that was where I entered the conversation...)
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